#incorrect pjo

Will: What state are you in?

Nico: A depressed one

Annabeth:Stressed

Nico: Depressed

Will: Blessed

Reyna: Unimpressed

Percy: Chicken breast

Everyone:

Percy: What I wanted to be included

Will: Okay so how would you like your haircut?

Nico: Preferably with scissors although a sword would be badass

Nico: No! You live in a society!

Nico: I live in an animal crossing village and I’m thirty thousand dollars in debt to a fucking racoon

Nico: What do you mean standing omninously in a corner does not count as socializing

Percy: *stubs toe, drops coffee, burns himself, slips in coffee*

Annabeth to the rest of the 7: We are all special snowflakes, but Percy… he’s the specialist snowflake

Leo: *coughing violently*

Jason: Are you ok dude?

Leo: You ask if I’m ok, but I know you really mean stop coughing

Jason:

Leo:

Jason: Ya, please stop

Percy: It’s June!!! This is the one month of the year we get to be gay!!

Annabeth: …you know you can be gay all year right?

Percy: Ya, but that’s for like gay people. I’m not gay I just enjoy doing gay things.

Annabeth: Then your probably gay!!!!

Annabeth: *listening to music*

Percy: what are you listening to

Annabeth: not our problems

Greek Gods as Random Shit in My Camera Roll pt. 1

hades:

dionysus:

zeus:

there is no man on this planet i trust more than rick riordan

Poseidon: Is Hades sleeping or dead?

Zeus: Hopefully dead, I hated that guy

Poseidon: Yeah me too

Hades, waking up: Okay first of all, fuck you—

Zeus: Well well well, if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I’ve fucked up bad.

Poseidon: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

Hades, deadpan: Wow I can’t wait to go home and see some snoteleks.

Poseidon: Listen, you’re not gonna believe me—

Hades: Is it because you’re about to lie?

Poseidon:Yes

Athena: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Hermes: FORTY FIVE SECONDS????

Athena: NO, FOUR TO FIVE—

Hermes: TOO LATE!

Percy: good night i love you

Annabeth: i love you too

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: we love you too, g-man

Grover, sharing a room with them: thanks, i was honestly feeling a little left out

Percy: Name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Grover: Of course you will

Percy: I should kill you