#incorrect pjo


Percy: *stubs toe, drops coffee, burns himself, slips in coffee*

Annabeth to the rest of the 7: We are all special snowflakes, but Percy… he’s the specialist snowflake

Percy: It’s June!!! This is the one month of the year we get to be gay!!

Annabeth: …you know you can be gay all year right?

Percy: Ya, but that’s for like gay people. I’m not gay I just enjoy doing gay things.

Annabeth: Then your probably gay!!!!

Percy: good night i love you

Annabeth: i love you too



Percy: we love you too, g-man

Grover, sharing a room with them: thanks, i was honestly feeling a little left out

Percy: Name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Grover: Of course you will

Percy: I should kill you