#incorrect nico di angelo quotes
Nico: I don’t even care about my foot hanging off the bed anymore. Come get me demons
Nico: Bring me home
Nico: Hi I would like to buy a coffin
Shop owner: Sir, I think you meant coffee
Nico: Both are fine
Nico: I like to play this game called nap roulette, I take a nap and don’t set an alarm
Nico: Will it be 20 minutes or 20 hours? Nobody knows
New camper: I want to be as cool as Percy Jackson
Nico: I once saw him drop a piece of pizza and cry for 20 minutes
Annabeth: Hey Nico! Are you behaving yourself?
Nico: * High af, drunk, can barely walk, slurring words* Yep!!
Nico at McDonald’s: *some dude being trash to the cashier*
Nico: you know being nice to servers is a guaranteed get out of hell free card. Hades told me himself you might need it
