#into the spiderverse
Peter B Parker: *points pizza slice at emotions*
Peter B Parker: “Stay back slut”
Miles: “It’s Christmas time and you know what that means!”
Spider-Gwen: “Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the dinner table?”
Noir: “Time for the sweet release of death?”
Peter B Parker: “Getting drunk on my own while crying in the bathtub?”
Peni: “Time to receive only coal from Santa again?”
Spider-ham: “Question my existence while watching Friends reruns on repeat?”
Miles, concerned: “I was gonna say ‘ugly Christmas Jumper competition’ but you know what? We’re all going to therapy.”
Noir: “Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.”
Peter B Parker: “I think you mean cards.”
Noir, pulling knives out of their sleeves: “No, I do not.”
Peter B Parker: “GIVE ME THE KNIVES-”
Peter B Parker: “Violence isn’t the answer Noir!.”
Noir: “You’re right.”
Peter B Parker: *sighs in relief*
Noir: “Violence is the question.”
Peter B Parker:“…What?”
Noir, bolting away:“And the answer is yes.”
Peter, running after him:“NO-”
Miles: “Just be yourself.”
Peter B Parker: “ ‘Be myself’? Miles, I have one day to win MJ over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?”
Spider-Gwen: “Couple days.”
Noir: “Couple of weeks”
Spider-Ham: “A few months.”
Peni: “Jury’s still out.”
Peter B Parker: “See, Miles?”
Peter B Parker: “'Be myself’. What kind of garbage advice is that?”
Peter B Parker: “Would you please stop staring dramatically off into the distance while I’m talking to you?”
Noir, staring dramatically off into the distance: “ I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Spider-Gwen: “Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?”
Peter B Parker:“Language!”
Peni: “Yeah watch your fucking language”
Noir: “OKAY WHO TAUGHT PENI THE FUCK WORD?”
Spider-Ham:“ ‘The fuck word’. ”
Miles: “Are you serious? You guys use the f word all the time ”
Spider-Gwen: “Oh my god he censored it”
Spider-Ham: “Say fuck, Miles.”
Spider-Gwen: “Do it, Miles. Say fuck.”
Peter B Parker: “MILES DO NOT-”
Peter B Parker:“What is your biggest weakness?”
Spider-Gwen: “I can be uncooperative”
Peter B Parker: “Okay, give me an example”
Spider-Gwen:“no”
Spider-Gwen: “It costs $400 dollars to see a therapist. However, it costs only $0 to just tell myself ‘it be like that sometimes’ ”
Miles: “Gwen! No, that’s not -”
Peter B Parker, taking notes: “No, let her finish.”
Spider-Gwen:“Please, tell me that was part of the plan”
Miles: “Yes. A last-minute, imperfect, all-I’ve-got plan. Saving Peter was Step one”
Spider-Gwen: “Okay. What’s Step two?”
Miles: “… Fix the mess I created in Step one”
Peter B Parker: “It’s so hard to be a single mom when you have no kids and are an adult man.”
Peter B Parker: “Dammit Ham! what did you do?!”
Spider-Ham: “What!? It wasn’t me!”
Peter B Parker: “Sorry force of habit. Dammit Noir!”
Noir: “Not me either”
Peter B Parker: “Oh…. Then who set the hideout on fire?!”
Peni: *Whistles nervously*
Noir:“The moon is beautiful tonight”
Spider-Ham: “It really is”
*in another room*
Miles, whispering: “Should we tell them that’s a tortilla I threw at the window?”
Peter B Parker: “Please don’t”
Peter B Parker: “ Guys. Why is the hideout floor covered in water ?!”
Miles, panic answers: “Uhh Cause we used a bath bomb!”
Peter B Parker: “Why would that splash enough water out of the tub to cover the entire hideout?!”
(Earlier that day)
Noir, holding a pipe bomb above the bathtub: “Everybody, get ready to run”
Miles: “What if someone catches us?”
Noir: “We will burn that bridge when we come to it”
Miles: “Don’t you mean ‘cross’?”
Noir, pulling out kerosene and lighting a match:“Nope”
Almost to 2019, so here’s my fave Spidey~ Thank you all for a great year—here’s to the next one!
Never really drawn him before! Here’s my take on Spider-Man as a gift to my little brother (his favourite hero!) I had fun going a little overboard on the webs.
I didn’t base him off any of the live action adaptations but I think he ended up with Andrew Garfield vibes hah!
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Here’s a commission I recently did for a client as a gift for his friend who wanted to be Spider-Man. I thought the sentiment of that was the sweetest thing ever!! ♥️
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Time for another Very Happy Birthday to J.K. Simmons! (Jan. 9, 1955)
(click through for largest size)I was toying with several ideas for this year’s piece, after paying homage to the Farmers Insurance commercials last year. But this was suggested by @dontbearuiner, and it seemed fitting to honor the moment when J.K. Simmons first made an impression on the collective geek consciousness, as J. Jonah Jameson in Raimi’s Spider-Man in 2002. So here we have Ford in full “BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!” mode, a request that his niblings will be only too happy to fulfill.
(For this I used refs from the 2002 and 2004 movies; pics of guys in suits; refs from Spider-Man comics; refs from the most recent Into the Spider-Verse movie – which is the best and if you haven’t seen it you absolutely must – and from merch for the same, which accounts for the idea of Mabel’s Spider-Gwen hoodie. The background is courtesy of a free halftone texture. I think that’s it?)
(Well, heck – I missed this yesterday purely because of my brain playing tricks on me. Another very happy birthday to Mr. J.K. Simmons nonetheless! I do have a sort of tribute idea to do, perhaps I’ll get to that soon.)
And finally, another Happy Birthday to J.K. Simmons! (belated)
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Spider-Verse fanfiction idea I’ll never get around to writing:
Teacher: Congratulations, Miles. Your paper on multi-dimensional physics has attracted a TON of interest from our Science Mentorship partners. We’ve found you a really wonderful Science Mentor who’s going to be helping you prepare your Youth Science Innovators presentation this week.
Miles: Oh, wow, my parents are gonna be so proud.
Teacher: So, let me introduce you to Dr. Olivia Octavius. Thank you, doctor, for being part of this mentorship program.
Liv: It’s my pleasure, I’m just happy I can help inspire the science community of tomorrow.
Miles: … D:
Important additions:
- Liv is 100% legitimately invested in being a good Science Mentor. After all, today’s young scientists are tomorrow’s reality-warping coworkers.
- Miles’s paper was an edited version of his research on small, stable inter-dimensional portals, so he can hang out with Gwen/get multiverse help against major threats.
- Sometimes, Miles forgets to be scared or angry at Doc Ock and starts actually learning from her, except she inevitably proposes something super unethical and then unconvincingly adds “…theoretically, of course” and Miles starts planning how to counter whatever doom-bot she’s just come up with as Spider-Man.
- May Parker has been helping Miles with spider-gadgets and general science stuff after school. At some point, she and Liv have an angry shouting match over who gets science-custody of their science-nephew.
- Miles has to figure out how to turn down a very plush internship offer from Octavius at the end of the week. His parents insist he take it, he fails to come up with a good reason not to that doesn’t involve Spider-Man knowledge. His parents have Liv over for dinner, she speaks highly of their son and his bright future. The family loves her.
- When Liv eventually figures out his secret identity, she goes full punch-clock villain and keeps mentoring Miles while fighting Spider-Man’s attempts to stop her Bad Idea Science.
This is the best and also so good I love
Ock: MILES YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW WHY ARE YOU HERE
Miles: BECAUSE YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE OLIVIA
Eventually…
Someone: “Our primary suspect is Doc Ock.”
Miles: “It’s not Doc Ock.”
Someone: “How do you know?”
Miles: “Because Liv promised to stop causing mayhem on school nights if I agreed not to tell Floyd she’s the one who keeps taking his food out of the company fridge.”
au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now
its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement.
Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.
au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now
its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement.
Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.
I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.
just watched spiderverse again so here’s another hot concept: now that the multiverse is all blendy, portals start popping up everywhere in new york. it’s usually only for a few seconds, just long enough for a Villain of the Week to fly through and a spiderperson to swing in and punch them back into their dimension, sometimes with an assist from their new spiderman. nyc quickly settles into its new normal and starts debating which spidey team up is the coolest. meanwhile officer jefferson davis is starting to get real annoyed with the homeless-looking guy who keeps wandering through portals to “check up on” spiderman
officer davis: sir you need to go back through that portal right now or you could get stuck here and also die
peter b parker, watching miles swing straight into a wall and try to brush it off like he did it on purpose: haha nice
officer davis, upon running into peter for the fifth time in two weeks: sir please, you can’t just keep walking into other dimensions, it’s incredibly dangerous, you have to-
peter “been there done that” parker, cupping his hands in front of his mouth: yeah yeah yeah just- hold on- hey! hey spiderman! do a backflip!
officer davis, for the thirtieth time: sir. sir please.
peter b parker, who has recently been informed that officer davis is miles’s dad so stop talking to him you weirdo-: i know, this is super dangerous blah blah blah, i’ll go in a sec. but hey listen lol, next time you see spiderman can you ask him if he’s been using baby powder under his suit? especially the crotcharea. he was looking stiff that last fight and i think he might be chaffing in the downstairs if you know what i mean-
spiderman, dropping from the sky to just fucking. toss hobo guy back through the portal: haha is this man bothering you officer
1. Of course Peter WOULD still be rocking homeless chic. “I am technically homeless here, Miles. Sure, since I come here on purpose now, I can bring a backpack. But it is still fairlyobvious that I am livingout of that backpack. Even if your money weren’t, yanno, purple–”
Miles: “It’s not–”
“–and more inflated than the pengő, I can barely afford one New York apartment. You know the most beautiful thing about webshooters, Miles? It’s that if I patented them, it would give away my secret identity. Sorry, did I say beautiful–”
2. At some point an actual credible threat is going to show up, and Jefferson is going to see the homeless-looking guy pick up a truck and throw it at whatever threatened Spider-Man.
#peter panics and says everyone from hs dimension can do that
how many of us are there?
im lowkey gay for her . anyone excited for into the spiderverse?
