#tvd au
Katerina: It’s time for plan B.
Hope: We have a plan B?
Katerina: No, but it’s time for one.
Y/n:Hope! Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Hope, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Nikolai, whispering back: Because I have little hands.
Hope:Because he has little hands, Mama.
Y/n: Elena hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started
Y/n: I suppose i should let her in
Elena: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Y/n: What are you, a dictionary?
Bonnie: It seems like you get really upset when Y/n is linked to other guys
Katherine:No
Bonnie:No?
Katherine:No. I just wanna kill them
Elena: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Y/n:It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Elena: The three of them saw it, Y/n. How do you explain that?
Y/n: *points at Damon* Sleep deprivation. *points at Katherine* Paranoia.*points at Kai* Delusional personality disorder.
Kai: Y/n, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say and Damon says I should just talk to you.
Y/n: Talk to me about what?
Kai: About this. *kisses Y/n*
Y/n: … Keep talking.
Bonnie: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Y/n: Oh, so like you.
Bonnie, tearing up:
Katherine: What would you do if I got kidnapped ?
Y/n: Wait like an hour, they’ll bring you back once they’ve had enough.
Katherine: That’s it? You won’t beat them up?
Y/n: Haven’t they been punished enough?
Katherine: What if they hurt me ?
Y/n: Oh, in that case they won’t live to see the next day
Katherine: A little better, thanks
Caroline: You two have a weird relationship
Kai: my hands are cold…
Y/n: let me warm them up for you *holds hand*
Kai:…
Kai: you know what…suddenly my lips are extremely cold!
Y/n: Your existence is confusing.
Elena: How so?
Y/n:Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Elena: So, how’d you convince the whole squad to betray me? What’d you offer them?
Y/n: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
Damon : You’re so short, what can you even see down there?
Y/n: Your IQ.
Bonnie: But why would they want to kidnap Kai?!
Y/n: Certainly not because they’ve met him, if they had they’d have given him back by now.
Bonnie: You’re supposed to be worried about them, you’re his girlfriend!
Y/n: But i am wrong?
