#klance is canon king

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  • (If Adam was alive) Lance and Adam are best friends™ and have a lot of inside jokes. Shiro and Keith are constantly scared of these two.
  • Platonic Kidge. Pidge and Keith are conspiracy theorie freaks and could talk hour about it. (Pidge secretly doesn’t trust the government)
  • Matt teaches/shows Romelle memes
  • Everyone ships Klance and they are open about it. Pidge “Tell your boyfriend to shut up” Keith “Lance is not my boyfriend” Pidge “Yeah, and I am Morgan Freeman”.
  • Shiro makes a lot of gay jokes
  • Shiro uses het emojis
  • The Paladins call Coran “Uncle Coran” most of the time (Like they call Shiro “Dad”)
  • A lot of adults are actually really scared of Pidge
  • The Paladins have a “Hunk’s cookies friday”. Hunk makes cookies every Friday and they all have a movie night.
  • Pidge secretly likes MCR
  • Keith is a weeb
  • The first time Keith heard about “Klance” he asked Lance what it means. After Lance explained it to Keith, they both got really red and were awkward around each other for a week
  • Lance adopted a cat and names her Blue (Blue and Kosmo are getting along really well)
  • Lance worships the bee-movie
  • Pidge, Hunk, and Lance call the Galra “Furries (is that how you write it?) Including Keith
  • Lance wants to know what shampoo Lotor used
  • Adam is the cooler dad™

Keith, to his daughter: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.

Lance: Keith no-

LANCE AND KEITH GON’ FIGHT IN THE ASTRAL PLANE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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