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Loki: Peter, what is a dad?

Peter: …You mean a dab?

Loki: No, a dad. I mean, I’ve had 2 of them but they don’t feel like what dads are supposed to feel like.

Peter:

Peter:Mr.Loki do you need a hug?

Sam, eating chips on the other side of the room: He said he needed a dad not a hug how stupid can you be?

You: Loki, I’m having someone over tonight

Loki:Who?

You: My friend Tom Hiddleston. We met in the park this morning

Clint: That wasn’t Loki? I swear it looked exactly like him.

You: Nonsense. Well he’s coming over for dinner and he should be here any minute

Loki: Barton, you’re overreacting.

*doorbell rings*

You: *opening the door as Tom walks inside*

Loki, still talking to Clint: There’s no way he’s even close to being as handsome as-

Loki: *turns around to face Tom*

Loki:-me

Tom and Loki: *looking at each other up and down*

Tom: Have we met bef-

Loki, cutting him off: Nope. Never. Never met before.

Clint, whispering to you: I’m telling you, Y/n, they could be twins!

You, looking over at both of them while thinking:Hmmm…

You, shrugging: I don’t see it.

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Sweet Dreams

Loki,entering your room: I have to go back to Asgard for some time

Loki,walking in: But I should be back-

Loki, realizing that you’re asleep:-soon

Loki, walking up to your bed and taking off his cape: Goodnight my love

Loki, kissing you on the forehead: Sweet dreams

Loki, wrapping you up in his cape: Don’t cause too much trouble without me

Loki, taking off his helmet and placing it beside you: And remember my love, no matter where I am, we are still under the same stars.

Loki, caressing your cheek: Remember that.

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Popcorn

Loki: *turns away from you*

You: *steals some of his popcorn and puts it in your own popcorn bag*

Loki: *turns back to look at you*

Loki:???

You::)

Loki: *turns away again*

You: *steals more popcorn*

Loki: *turns back at you and looks at you straight in the eye*

You: *sweating nervously*

Loki: Y/n… I think someone has been stealing my popcorn. Do you know who it might be?

You: …I have no idea

You: *turns away from Loki*

You: *immediately turning back to him in fear that he’s stealing your popcorn*

You,looking down at your popcorn bag: *realizing it’s full because Loki gave all his popcorn to you*

You: *turns up to look at Loki*

Loki::)

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