#marauders incorrect quotes
Remus: The stars are beautiful tonight aren’t they?
James: Remus incase you haven’t noticed it’s cloudy…
Remus: Shhh…
Remus: I’m not talking about those stars *continues gazing at Sirius*
James: Dont think I won’t fight you for that last piece of pizza Sirius!
Sirius: I’m an adult and I licked it first so it’s mine fucker.
James and Sirius: You know we are jealous of you guys…
Remus: Why…
Sirius and James: Because your partners are hotter than ours. *walks away*
Remus: But wait-
Lily: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS!
Sirius: REMUS!! It finally happened!!
Remus: You are going to have to elaborate a bit…
Sirius: I’M FINALLY TALLER THAN SOMEONE!!
Remus: Who?
Sirius: Lily!
Remus: She is so short that hardly even counts.
Remus: I think I’m coming down with something.
Peter: Oh no! What?
Remus: …the gays
Peter, being clueless: Oh no! How serious is it?
Remus: *smirking* very Sirius…
