#padfoot and moony

Remus, surrounded by books: I’m like four days past my bed time and emotionally shattered…

Remus: Yet I’ve never felt this alive!

Sirius: Moony single handly has the power to ruin my New Year if he doesnt doesn’t kiss me at midnight.

James:

James: I would say the same about Lily but…

Sirius: …it would never happen to begin with?

Remus: I am alive for three reasons.

Remus: I was born, I have managed to not be killed yet, and Sirius refuses to let me die.

Sirius: Someone peer pressure me to do my homework today…

Marlene: Do it or you’re straight.

Sirius: I said pressure not THREATEN!!

Kidnapper: We have your kid.

Euphemia: Which one?

Kidnapper: Umm… black hair, short, curses with a passion…

Euphemia: Oh you mean Sirius. If you think he’s bad wait until you meet the other three.

Remus: *loathing Sirius for eating his chocolate*

Sirius: *cracks a sly joke and grins at Remus*

Remus: *loathes him slightly less*

Sirius,at 6am: Well my day is officially ruined.

Remus: And why is that?

Sirius: Because you woke up exactly 30 seconds ago and haven’t given me a hug yet.

Remus: I talk to myself a lot because I need an expert opinion.

Sirius: Hey Remus, what do you want for Christmas?

Remus: Is that even a question… chocolate!!

Sirius: I’m your boyfriend I need to get you something better than that.

Remus: What is better than CHOCOLATE?!

*on his first day of Aurour training*

Harry: Fuck the government!

Hermione: Harry you are the government!

Harry: Well, fuck me then!

James: I put the sexy in dyslexia

Sirius: Oh yeah you do!

Marlene: James-

Lily: Don’t

Lily: I want to see how long it takes them to realize.

Lily: Remus? Did you ever fill out that form I gave about what you are looking for in a significant other?

Remus,hands her the form:

Lily: Okay… Remus this just says ”Hair color and Last name: Black”

Remus: I don’t see a problem with that.

Lily: So either you want to date Sirius, Regulus, or maybe even Walburga. But I’m pretty sure you arent into women or psychotic mothers.

Remus,snatchesform: Clearly I have to fine tune this a bit more…

Marauders Fandom: (to anything cannon) Yeah fuck that, here’s how it really went down…

James: *singing* I can take your mans if I want to, but lucky for you I don’t want to!

Sirius: Don’t you even try to steal my man!

Remus: He couldn‘t get me even if he tried.

Lily: Remus what in merlins name is Sirius planning on doing with the niffler in your backyard?

Remus: I don’t know and I don’t want to know.

Lily: But it’s illegal!

Remus: My point exactly, the less I know the better…

Marlene: I am an amazing driver!

Lily: You almost ran over Remus…

Marlene: But I did that on purpose.

Marlene: I was hoping Sirius would save him, then they would kiss and finally get together.

Lily:

Lily: Honestly that’s so stupid it might have actually worked.

Sirius: Happy father’s day.

Dorcas: But it’s mother’s day.

Sirius: Well I have been disowned so instead I show appreciation to my daddy.

Sirius: *winks at Remus*

Dorcas: You’ve never fantasized about Sirius or Lily right?

Marlene: Lily no.

Dorcas: Okay, good.

Marlene: Sirius on the other hand…

Dorcas: MARLENE!!

Marlene: What?? I’m bi and you can’t deny that he is hot!!

*Every time I’m trying to state Harry Potter Facts*

Me: Wait is that cannon? Or did I read that in a fanfic?