#enfp relationships

ENFP: I think I’m going to do a live scream tonight.

INTJ: Isn’t it called a live stream?

ENFP: *inhales*

ENFP : Good morning! I brought your coffee.

ISTJ : Thank you, can I have a little spoon please?

ENFP : Oh, I almost forgot! [Hugs ISTJ from behind]

ISTJ : [flustered] That’s not what I meant, but I’ll take this too-

ENTP: Ugh, ISTJ, you’re such a goodie two-shoes

ISTJ: No, I’m not!

ENTP: Oh, yes, you are! You’re like an unsalted pretzel

ISTJ: What do you mean?

ENTP: You’re like if school and news had a baby

ENFP: Get some spice into you, ISTJ!

ISTJ: I can be spicy! look, my shoe’s untied, and I’m not even gonna retie it! Actually, I am. I could trip

ENFP: Are you having a depressive episode again?

INFP: Depressive episode?

INFP: I’m having a depressive series and we’re on season 5.