#neville

Ginny:You’re a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You’re not the person I married!
Harry:Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And i’m taking the kids!
Neville, pushing the monopoly board away from them: …maybe we should stop playing

accio:

after neville teaches harry about gillyweed harry then spends at least five dates with him learning about plants that could potentially become plot-relevant in the future

accio:

snape: ah yes…my deepest secret

snape: i was in love with all of your mothers

snape: so i can bully all of you

neville: not even a little bit how that works

In my opinion, the Takahashi-KUSHIDA rematch was one of the most exciting light heavyweight matches I have seen since Eddie Guerrero at Rey Mysterio Jr and WCW Halloween Havoc in 1997.

The background story to this match had KUSHIDA fighting to redeem himself following a two-minute squash at Sakura Genesis where the Junior Heavyweight Champion Takahashi obliterated him. Having recently won the Super Junior tournament, KUSHIDA set his target on his rival at Dominion.

This match was amazing- both men had the crowd on their feet. In a desperate act to gain an advantage, KUSHIDA resorted to some uncharacteristic tactics such an Air Sabu on the floor and closed-fist strikes in order to wear down the champion. Takahashi, the always unpredictable and dangerous competitor, did not go down without a fight. a brutal fight.

I appreciated the fact that KUSHIDA had to dig deeper into his arsenal, using his new submission hold to get the victory. Post-match: Takahashi asked for a rematch, but that may be on hold thanks to BUSHI who attacking KUSHIDA afterwards.

Just imagine how exciting WWE’s Cruiserweight division would be if the company allowed the wrestlers to go all-out in the ring and put on competitive matches. The Aries/Neville submission match from Extreme Rules 2017 could have stolen the show had the two men been allowed to do what Kushida and Takahashi did.

I love that NJPW portrays its Junior Heavyweight competitors and championship as being main-event-level. New Japan has the market on exciting wrestling. Thank you KUSHIDA and Takahashi.  

Gryffindor: sneaking out of a bedroom window at night, rocking as far back as possible in a rocking chair, risky dares, getting soaked by the rain with a group of friends, screaming as loud as possible, holding your breath until your lungs burn, jumping into a pool fully clothed, being ridiculous in public, embarrassing your friends, laughing so hard your cheeks hurt, the stinging feeling on your face from the cold, getting away with breaking the rules

Ravenclaw: reading the perfect book, watching old movies, getting a perfect grade after a full night studying, long naps on the couch, discovering new/weird words to use, a perfectly organized binder, learning a new language, finishing homework early, creating a perfect, eye-pleasing aesthetic, completely understanding a new topic in class, studying with a group of friends and getting nothing done, making inside jokes

Hufflepuff: snuggling in a fluffy blanket, drinking hot cocoa when it’s cold outside, building pillow forts with your best friend, group hugs, making people smile, sharing secrets late at night, warm cookies, singing along to Disney movies, road trips with a group of your closest friends, doodling in the margins of your notebook, making people laugh, making new friends, helping someone understand what the teacher just explained

Slytherin: taking cold showers and climbing into a warm bed, listening to music on a turntable, prank wars, falling asleep while watching a movie, writing, coffee in the morning, winning a board game, freshly cut hair, being perfectly sarcastic, smirks, gossiping at sleepovers, winning an argument, getting compliments, proving someone wrong, tears from yawning, looking at the stars, airplane take-offs

Pairing: Neville x reader 

Requested: neville headcanon with prompt 64 (picnic date) 

Warnings: none

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• Once you started living together he wanted to do everything he could for you
• This meant thinking up every type of date he could
• When he suggested a picnic you were excited
• You wanted to help him with packing all the food
• But he wouldn’t let you go anywhere near it
• That morning he’d banned you from the kitchen
• You both walked hand in hand outside of your house
• Walking to the park by your house was fun
• Until you tried peaking into the basket earning a small swat of Neville’s hand
• You helped spread out the blanket and you both sat down
• You didn’t start eating right away
• Just staying and talking to each other was enough
• You were almost in tears when he finally opened the basket and saw all of your favorite foods
• You fed each other while you spoke
• And you admired the other
• You couldn’t help but curl into his side when he fed you
• When you fed him the last bite he teasingly bit your finger and you both laughed
• Kissing in public wasn’t something Neville was fond of
• But he gave you a long passionate kiss right there in the middle of the park

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aceprincessmerida:

Listen I’ll stop trashing Snape as soon as someone can give me a good reason for Neville Longbottom, the boy whose parents were tortured to insanity by someone who is still alive, to be more afraid of Snape than anything in the world.