#percy annabeth grover
*Percy texting Sally*
Percy: There was a fire at school today.
Sally: Did you start it?
Zeus: I ask you to be respectful.
Percy: I politely decline.
*trying to get through a door on the Argo II*
Percy: after you
Jason: no, after you
Percy: oh I insist, after you-
*Nico shoves both of them aside*
Nico: no, after me.
Chiron: so you’re an impulsive, ADHD teenager?
Percy: I’m…not actually a teenager yet. I’m 12.
Chiron: Excellent, here’s a sword.
Percy: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
Percy: He pasta way.
Nico: I regret telling you my nationality.
This is your sign to go listen to the entirety of The Lightning Thief musical.
Percy: Is four followers a lot?
Annabeth: Depends.
Leo: On Instagram? No.
Nico: But in a dark alley? Yes.
SOMEONE COMPARED NICO DI ANGELO TO THAT EMO KID FROM HORTON HEARS A WHO.
IM CRYING
Imagine the Apollo cabin forming an a cappella group and walking around camp in a clique singing songs.
Nico: imagine if the world was dark …
Will: …
Nico: I would fit right in.
Will: Nico, sweetie, I think we should go back to therapy.
*nico and will arguing*
Will *frustrated*: GO TO HELL!
Nico: GLADLY!
*nico shadow travels to the Underworld*
Will: …
Nico: *wears dark grey*
Will: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.
Percy: here, Ann, a nice hot cup of coffee.
Annabeth: Oh, It’s cold.
Percy: a nice cup of coffee.
Annabeth: it tastes terrible.
Percy: a cup of coffee.
Annabeth: and I’m not even sure it’s coffee.
Percy: a cup.
Annabeth: Perc, this is a bowl-.
When I tell people my favorite book is Percy Jackson, they have no clue I’m actually referring to three 5 book series, 2 trilogies and multiple collections of short stories.
Annabeth:Well I wasn’t raised to be polite.
Luke:You weren’t raised at all.
No but Percy Jackson literally didinterrupt his own funeral