#jason pjo

Nico: I found out my sexuality yesterday.

Jason: Oh, did you? That’s great!

Nico: Yeah, I’m yarrsexual.

Jason:Wh–

Nico: You know?

Jason:N-no…

Nico: I be attracted to pirates matey.

Jason:

Jason: You can be so weird sometimes.

Jason trying to flex to Percy:

*trying to get through a door on the Argo II*

Percy: after you

Jason: no, after you

Percy: oh I insist, after you-

*Nico shoves both of them aside*

Nico: no, after me.

*nico and will arguing*

Will *frustrated*: GO TO HELL!

Nico: GLADLY!

*nico shadow travels to the Underworld*

Will: …