#period
I love antibiotics!
I love how they give me yeast infections, and an early period because my birth control pill is rendered useless. LOVE IT.
When a random guy texts you “hey” after midnight
Reblog in memory of every expensive pair of underwear destroyed beyond salvation by period blood.
Me, 17 years old:
*never had a boyfriend*
*never kissed a guy*
*never sent nudes*
Period:
*1 day late*
Me:
“Omfg I think I’m pregnant.”
Me: *wears white jeans*
All the blood in my uterus:
*Wears new pants*
Period:
COCONUT OIL!
Yes, coconut oil! If you have an upcoming appointment w/ a client or a meeting with your sugar daddy or just want to shorten it for whatever activity, coconut oil will not only temporarily stop your period, but it may even shorten the entire length of it.
Just eat a tablespoon of coconut oil or stir it into some hot tea, whichever you can handle without gagging if you don’t like the taste. I would say give it an hour or two, and you should notice a HUGE difference in your period.
Reblog to help other sex workers & please let me know how this works for you!
I take gel coconut pills and it improved my period as well and stopped my crazy ovulation.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooh gel coconut pills? thanks, i’ll look into that.
we bout to make coconuts reaaaal limited lmaaooo
Yep this work, tried it 3 days ago.
this would have been really nice to have known about a week ago. Noted
Drinking vinegar and adding lemon juice (optional) also gets the job done.
Glow is 2! That’s right. We just had a big b-day. There was cake cake cake. And while riding the sugar high, we took a deep dive into our epic data set to see what we could find.
Turns out, we’ve collected a lot of interesting tidbits! We just had to spill. Et voilà—check out what we can show the world after two years of getting it on :)
Guys, starting today, Eve has an Ambassador Program. GET PUMPED
Basically this is your chance to build the period positive + sex positive + body positive world you wish to see, and get ah-mazing & FREE Eve swag while doing it.
Read more about the program here and join our *brand new* Eve Ambassadors group to stay in the loop!
Here’s how to find it:
First, click the search icon on the upper right of Eve Community.
Then, type in “Ambassador”, select “Groups” and then click the “Join!” button next to the Eve Ambassadors group!
As an Evette, you know that sex and periods are NOT something to be ashamed of. Our bodies deserve love! And we need to lead the way in spreading that love to all the ladies.
Check out the Eve Ambassador community group and this post for next steps :)