#plant mom

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Plants are exactly like cats.

Plants/cats in the wild: Will kill to survive, fuck the system, god trembles in my presence.

Plants/cats in houses: I HAVE ONLY ENOUGH FOOD TO LAST ME A MONTH, I AM GOING TO DIE TOMORROW, NOBODY LOVES ME, I SHALL PERISH IN ANGUISH AND BETRAYAL!!

Plants in nature: God cant fucking kill me, he fears my power!! I shall triumph!!! The Throne Is Mine!!!!”

House plants: You were supposed to water me an hour ago, guess I’ll die.

Does anyone have any tips on caring for Cephalotus? This fuzzy fella is so small I’m afraid I’ll accidentally kill him

My Mimosa Pudica has healed from shipping & now I’m ready to show her off !! Look at her baby leaves at the bottom

Tb to when I bought my venus fly trap w/ giant traps ft. The Sundew Gang in the background

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