#house plant
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Plants are exactly like cats.
Plants/cats in the wild: Will kill to survive, fuck the system, god trembles in my presence.
Plants/cats in houses: I HAVE ONLY ENOUGH FOOD TO LAST ME A MONTH, I AM GOING TO DIE TOMORROW, NOBODY LOVES ME, I SHALL PERISH IN ANGUISH AND BETRAYAL!!
Plants in nature: God cant fucking kill me, he fears my power!! I shall triumph!!! The Throne Is Mine!!!!”
House plants: You were supposed to water me an hour ago, guess I’ll die.
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74/365 「beatrice」
can’t wait to repot my monstera………Soon
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Cool names to call a plant:
- Narcissus
- Astrid
- Mr Big
- Pascal
- Dido
- Scooby
- Serabe
- Berlioz
- Kingsley
- Ernesto
- Mr Bombastic
- Khaleesi
- Ted
- Sheen
- Spartacus
- Daphne
- Bo
- Antoinette
- Victoire
- Totoro
- Arwen
- Lancelot
- Dora
- Aspasia
- Cerridwen
- Frodo
- Theodora
- Good old Al
- Nyx
- Wendel
- Bilbo
- Ron
- Pluto
- Hamish
- Romeo
- Gandalf
- Succulenny
- Lilith
- Katrina
- Dickinson
- Arnold
- Tina
- Stud
- Casper
- Bruno
- Xavier
- Golem
- Stabby
- Steve
- Leafy Joe
- Roberto
- Wayne
- Ru Paul
- Trina
- Wesley
- Rosa
- Lovelace
- Churchill
- Isabela
- Cacticus Finch
- Leo
- Nessie
- Mirabel
- Plantela Anderson
- Hershey
- Winston
- Klaus
- Walt
- Captain Jack Spucculent
- Prickles
- Queenie
- Denny
- Neville
- Peter Planter
- The Plant
- Professor Sprout
- Greenie
- Dumbledore
- Caesar
- Morgana
- Cleo
- Proserpina
- Venom
- Grendel
- Thor
- Huitzilopochtli
- Erin Potovich
- Belladonna
- Loki
- Anubis
- Beowulf
- Norman Reedus
- Jude
- Thorn
- Vitus
- Sextus
- Tarquin
- Hugo
- Daenerys
- Lola
- Bob
- Olga
- Rami
- Speckles
- Wanda
- Sharon Needles
- Tutu
- Ken
- Søren
- Epenine
- Link
- Dolly Planton
- Spreaddy Mercury
- Ripper
- Eve
- Mando
- Tobias
- Augustus
- Polina
- Rasputin
- Tiberius
- Nathaniel
- Boba
- Terry
- Britney
- Yoda
- Russel
- Prince
- Tigeress
- Mei Mei
- Hermione
- Kovu
- Stitch
- Chewbacca
- Minerva
- Danny de Leafo
- Zeus
- Drusilla
- Count Succulent
- Buffy
- Magnus
- Hera
- Osiris
- Metis
- Xin
- Rupi
- Titania
- Shakespeare
- Odin
- Nala
- Momo
- Raja
- Manuel
- Bob the cactus
- Oscar
- Lumiere
- Hanlu
- Rori
- Sabrina
- Ola
- Jyn
- Groot
- Venus
- Guinevere
- Ceres
- George Spikel
- Marley
- Cher
- Penelope
- Helen
- Pedro
- Isaac
- Irina
- Ariel
- Sylvia
- Wolfric
- Sirius
- Bellatrix
- Matteo
- Quinn
- Andor
- Yelena
- Xerxes
- Mack
- Namaari
- Camille
- Yennefer
- Clarissa
- Gregoria
- Ciri
- Morrigan
- Queen Laleafa
- Dahlia
- Austen
- Seelie
- Brontë
Plants in nature: God cant fucking kill me, he fears my power!! I shall triumph!!! The Throne Is Mine!!!!”
House plants: You were supposed to water me an hour ago, guess I’ll die.