#plantlove
Someday, I’ll wake up at 11:30am on Sunday morning beside the person I love in a little flat filled with our plants who each have dumb names that we laugh at every time we water them. And it’ll all be okay <3
In the green house with Boris the bear and Beetrice the bee
Quite a few years ago I worked a summer job at a landscape and garden center a bit outside of the city. I mainly watered plants all day well listening to episodes of ATLA. It was a lot of work, especially since I wasn’t (and still ain’t) very strong and there was a lot of big potted bushes/trees I’d have to move around. My favourite area was the green houses! (Sadly I rarely worked in there) It was so warm and always completely full of big beautiful plants and a large variety of succulents. If I had time for actual hobbies and the space to do so I’d love to have a little green house of my own!
Plants are exactly like cats.
Plants/cats in the wild: Will kill to survive, fuck the system, god trembles in my presence.
Plants/cats in houses: I HAVE ONLY ENOUGH FOOD TO LAST ME A MONTH, I AM GOING TO DIE TOMORROW, NOBODY LOVES ME, I SHALL PERISH IN ANGUISH AND BETRAYAL!!
Plants in nature: God cant fucking kill me, he fears my power!! I shall triumph!!! The Throne Is Mine!!!!”
House plants: You were supposed to water me an hour ago, guess I’ll die.
New Year, New Leaf - Happy Monstera Monday!
3 exams done, 3 to go. I’m so incredibly tired but we’re gonna push through!
scrunchies n plantss