#snivellus

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asaltysquid:

Gift piece for a friend of mine as a thank you for buying me a Snape figurine off of Etsy! I lowkey hate how hard this popped off lmao.

But yooo nothing like meeting your colleague in the street of London and lighting his cigarette for him in a totally heterosexual way am I right fellas?

rex-luscus: I had to try this Artbreeder thing. It’s so creepy and yet so fun.I touched him up a lit

rex-luscus:

I had to try this Artbreeder thing. It’s so creepy and yet so fun.

I touched him up a little to mitigate some of the AI weirdness. And to give him a bigger nose. Snape’s nose is beyond the reach of AI at its current stage of development, apparently.


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severusdefender: lunniere: “It is Veritaserum - a truth potion so powerful that three drops would ha

severusdefender:

lunniere:

“It is Veritaserum - a truth potion so powerful that three drops would have you spilling your innermost secrets for this entire class to hear,” said Snape viciously. “Now, the use of this potion is controlled by very strict Ministry guidelines. But unless you watch your step, you might just find that my hand slips right over your evening pumpkin juice.

this is so funny

He always tries so hard to look bad and menacing, but then he outdoes himself with the results.


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by MARiKaArt on deviantart.[ link to the original post ]*I saw this fanart and immediately knew that

by MARiKaArt on deviantart.
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I saw this fanart and immediately knew that mySev was depicted. I couldn’t miss to have it on my tumblr, since it’s dedicated to queer Sev (in every shade possible of the word). Also, everyone who hasn’t seen it yet HAD to do it. It’s a pretty old fanart, but there’s so much out there that I somehow unfortunately hadn’t come across it… 
Enjoy!


*I’ve had the permission by the author to repost this artwork.


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Snape: There are four seats at a table and we need to figure out where each person sits. There’s mary, will, you, and me. In which order should we sit?

Lily: Me, Mary, you, and Will.

Snape: Try again.

Lily: Me, Will, you, and Mary.

Snape:No…

Lily: As long as I’m as far from you as possible, I think the order is correct.

Snape: *breathes*

Sirius: I am the victim of a hate crime!

James: …

Remus: …that’s not what a hate crime is.

Sirius: well, I HATED IT!

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