#the gay agenda
Gays like two years ago: IPHONE EMOJIS ARE FOR STR**GHT PEOPLE!!! IF IM GONNA DIE >:( I DIE WITH GOOD OL FASHION H O N O R
Gays now: do you maybe Wanna ✨✨ come over and you know?? lmao or not hahah just kidding unless
Why tf can’t gay ppl just put their gotdam feet on the gotdam floor when they sit wtf are we afraid of are we constantly in a state of ‘the floor is lava’ and why can’t our brains register what is and is not a chair???? Why are we like that????
My sole mission as a queer person is to dress like an absolute circus clown.
Clashing colors? Yes.
Midwest emo + cryptid + alien vibes? Yes.
No coherent style? Yes.
Biggest comfiest hoodies you’ve ever seen? Yes.
Destroying the myth that queer people are stylish and fashionable? Yes.
“B-But The Gays ™ always know how to dress!!”. Shut the fuck up and watch me put on the ugliest shirt you’ve ever seen in your entire life.
