tbh Tim Burton could just produce a movie that consists of nothing but Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter doing normal day to day shit like having dinner or reading some book or walking in the park and I’d still watch the shit out of that because I love all three of them so much
The endless cycle of complaining you’ve run out of fics to read, devouring the new 10-20k at the top of the date updated page and going back to complaining how you’ve run out of fics to read.
Hermione: designated driver but forgets, has a sip of alcohol and then refuses to drive home because she’s “drunk”
Ron: is the one who handed Hermione the drink
Luna: acts drunk but hasn’t had a sip of anything
Ginny: gets a little drunk but holds her drink surprisingly well
Oliver Wood: Constantly talking about quidditch
Lavender: cries because the guy she is interested in does not feel the same way/ is already in a relationship
Neville: is super sensible, drinks ale, sits in the corner talking to Luna
Sirius: cool uncle who turns up with more booze and says “don’t tell your parents I was here”
Lupin: actually the designated driver
Peter pettigrew: creepy neighbour who stalks the girls on their way home
McGonagall: the neighbour who contemplates putting in a noise complaint, walks across the road to ask them to be quite, but realised it’s mostly Gryffindors and instead stays for a nightcap
Fred: fun drunk, definitely starts dancing on the table
George: joins Fred, makes the mistake of falling off the table
Percy: calls the police but they have already blocked his number so he brings extra booze to the party instead out of guilt
Bill: cool cousin vibes, talks to everyone happily
Charlie: also cool cousin vibes but is less talkative
Draco Malfoy: wasn’t invited but shows up anyways
Blaise: turns up uninvited, starts a fight and gets thrown out
Pansy: turns up, picks an argument in the bathroom, let’s hexed by Ginny, leaves.
Dumbledore: elderly neighbour who realised McGonagall is there so follows her over
Umbridge: actually calls the police, feel no remorse, gets pranked by the twins the next day
