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Patroclus, at Achilles’ funeral: Can i have a moment alone with him?

Odysseus: Of course *leaves*

Patroclus, leaning over Achilles’ coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Achilles: Yeah no shit

Patroclus: Okay, you’re saying Achilles married you?

Deidameia: Oh yeah, we’re hitched all right. Till death do us part.

Achilles: [tying a rope] Mhm, I’m working on it…

Patroclus: ACHILLES NO

Achilles: Patroclus! Look, I found out what is wrong with me

Achilles: *Pointing to his head*

Achilles: On right side there is nothing right and on the left side there is nothing left

Patroclus:

Patroclus:

Achilles:

Patroclus: Achilles, seriously, wtf