#tsoa thetis
Patroclus: please promise me you won’t die in battle. I’m scared.
Achilles: death?the onlythings that aredeadare my coremusclesbecause I’m alwayson myGRINDChiron 4:13
Patroclus *nudges Achilles awake at 4am*: do you like me?
Achilles:Imarriedyou.
Patroclus: Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a husband? Unclear.
Patroclus: Okay, you’re saying Achilles married you?
Deidameia: Oh yeah, we’re hitched all right. Till death do us part.
Achilles: [tying a rope] Mhm, I’m working on it…
Patroclus: ACHILLES NO
Achilles: I gave Agamemnon a get well soon card
Odysseus: That’s surprisingly nice of you
Achilles: He’s not sick I just think he should do better
Deidameia: i can’t live without you
Achilles: then perish.
Achilles: Patroclus! Look, I found out what is wrong with me
Achilles: *Pointing to his head*
Achilles: On right side there is nothing right and on the left side there is nothing left
Patroclus:
Patroclus:
Achilles:
Patroclus: Achilles, seriously, wtf
Reading TSoA while knowing the plot of the iliad is like watching your friend walking down the road, seeing a truck coming towards them and realizing that they’re wearing air pods.