#tua alignment
klaus: i am covered in blood for sexy reasons
klaus: also, i just got stabbed
allison: i know we don’t get along, but i got you this bath bomb as a peace offering. whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. i promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds
leonard, opening the package: this is a toaster
allison: do you take constructive criticism?
klaus: not without crying
luther:how would you rate your pain?
klaus:0/10.
luther:how- your arm is literally going the wrong way-
klaus:as in 0/10 would not recommend
luther:
klaus:very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks