#tua vanya
allison, holding up an unlabeled bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
klaus: lemme see
klaus: *takes the bottle and chugs it*
klaus: it’s perfume
allison: do you take constructive criticism?
klaus: not without crying
luther:how would you rate your pain?
klaus:0/10.
luther:how- your arm is literally going the wrong way-
klaus:as in 0/10 would not recommend
luther:
klaus:very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks
allison: you’re like school in july
leonard:
allison: no class
diego: patch talks in her sleep sometimes. it’s adorable
patch, sleeping: fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not
diego: your existence is confusing
klaus:how?
diego: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me
klaus: things i want- snuggles
also klaus: things i receive- struggles
allison: i don’t dress to impress. i dress to depress. i want to look so good people hate themselves.
klaus, quietly: spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
five:
klaus, steadily building volume: shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight
five:
klaus, screaming at the top of his lungs: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH YOU’LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRI-
five: SHUT THE FUCK UP
ben: is there a word that a mix between sad and mad?
five: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable-
klaus:SMAD
*debating*
luther: *finishes argument*
reginald: your turn, number two.
diego: yeah, so everything he just said is bullshit
grace: when you answer the phone, what do you say
diego: what up?
klaus: who dis be?
five: no, he’s dead. this is his son.
allison: i think luther is in trouble.
diego: alright. struggling to give a fuck, if i’m being honest.
diego: who ate all the powdered donuts
allison, staring at klaus: i think i might have an idea
klaus, covered in white powder: it wasn’t me!
diego: you’re literally covered in the powder!
klaus: …. it’s cocaine
~ Later ~
diego: oh, the donuts were in the fridge.
diego:
diego:
diego:KLAUS
klaus, in bed, half asleep:*sneezes*
ben, from under the bed: bless you
klaus:….satan?
Klaus: Vanya why are you blushing
Vanya:nothing
Inside Vanya’s head:
Vanya: Yep definitely nothing idk what you mean I’m not blushing
Vanya: Whats the best way to diss an adult
Diego: O K B O O M E R
Vanya: what if they’re not a boomer though
Klaus: *hits blunt* Boomer isn’t an age it’s a state of mind