#tua allison
klaus: i am covered in blood for sexy reasons
klaus: also, i just got stabbed
allison, holding up an unlabeled bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
klaus: lemme see
klaus: *takes the bottle and chugs it*
klaus: it’s perfume
allison: i know we don’t get along, but i got you this bath bomb as a peace offering. whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. i promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds
leonard, opening the package: this is a toaster
allison: do you take constructive criticism?
klaus: not without crying
luther:how would you rate your pain?
klaus:0/10.
luther:how- your arm is literally going the wrong way-
klaus:as in 0/10 would not recommend
luther:
klaus:very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks
allison: you’re like school in july
leonard:
allison: no class
diego: your existence is confusing
klaus:how?
diego: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me
Klaus: Vanya why are you blushing
Vanya:nothing
Inside Vanya’s head:
Vanya: Yep definitely nothing idk what you mean I’m not blushing
Five: we have to save the world from the apocalypse.
Klaus: *already walking out the door* ok boomer
Klaus and Dave starGAYzing
Klaus: Sometimes I just like to look at the stars and wonder what it all means.
Dave: *looks up at the stars*
Stars: Wanna make out
Dave: *looks at Klaus*
Klaus: *winks at him*
The apocalypse: *is about to come*
Reggie:
YoungLuther: Do you even exercise
Young Klaus: I’m a runner
Young Luther:Really?
Young Klaus: Yeah, I run late, run from my problems, and run my mouth *finger guns*
Allison: Klaus you need to stop
Klaus: *rubbing glitter from the floor onto his face* BuT.. I mUsT b E FabUlOus
Klaus:His name was Dave
Diego:
Leonard: *gets down on one knee in front of vanya*
Allison: Omg it’s finally happening
Leonard: *falls over*
Allison: The poison is kicking in
Things: *get tough*
Luther:
Me when Five turned back time after Klaus finally saw Dave again: