#tumblr gets deep
daylight savings turns time into even more of an illusion
what if one day you wake up and the year is the same as how many followers you have right now
concept: animal farms but the animals are replaced with humans
everything is a concept
nothing is real
what if we can shapeshift but we just don’t know how
marketing is about figuring out how to trick people into buying stuff
what do ghosts from the ancient times think of us modern day people
imagine a bridge made with spider webs
is fire a liquid or gas or plasma or something else
what if rocks are actually soft but they get hard when they’re touched
what if dragonflies breathe fire but only around other bugs
concept: a better year
what if the aliens are waiting for us to come to them
what if fish had feathers instead of scales
what if the aliens are under the sea
imagine a cheesecake that’s 99% cheese
it has literally been years
I cringe everytime I look at this blog
but what if
I bring it back
aren’t most dad jokes just puns
