#tumblr gets deep
dirt is the forbidden chocolate powder
what if… jellyfish mermaid
imagine angels but instead of them being “humans with wings” they are “animals with wings”
what if, when an angel has fallen, its halo breaks and what remains is what becomes its horns
imagine deep sea mermaids but with bioluminescent freckles
does earth’s moon have a name
what if souls are really just a type of energy scientists have yet to truly understand
and when we die that energy is released and sent back to the universe to help in creating new life
once 2017 ends, all the 90’s kids are adults
it’s been five years since the end of the world
you can’t spell “succumb to the void” without “succ”
you can’t spell ‘gravity’ without 'gay’
imagine if people with tattoos could summon things based on what tattoos they have
what if we are the aliens
there are colors we will never see
what if the aliens are here but they’re too tiny for us to see
when will grape ice cream become a thing
since we are on earth and the earth is in space, we are in space too
equality is knowing that everyone can be a piece of shit regardless of gender, race, religion, health, etc
what if unicorns are real but they’re disguised as rhinos
we are all a little gay
some are just gayer than others
daylight savings turns time into even more of an illusion
what if one day you wake up and the year is the same as how many followers you have right now
concept: animal farms but the animals are replaced with humans
everything is a concept
nothing is real
what if we can shapeshift but we just don’t know how
marketing is about figuring out how to trick people into buying stuff
what do ghosts from the ancient times think of us modern day people
imagine a bridge made with spider webs
is fire a liquid or gas or plasma or something else
what if rocks are actually soft but they get hard when they’re touched
what if dragonflies breathe fire but only around other bugs
concept: a better year
what if the aliens are waiting for us to come to them
what if fish had feathers instead of scales
what if the aliens are under the sea
imagine a cheesecake that’s 99% cheese
it has literally been years
I cringe everytime I look at this blog
but what if
I bring it back
aren’t most dad jokes just puns
