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tony: *angry* i need to get some air
steve: there’s air in here
tony: I DONT WANT YOUR AIR
steve:
steve: whats wrong with my air??
peter: wade is so fucking annoying sometimes
mj: i know right fuck him
peter: he literally never shuts up-
mj: peter, fuck him
peter: i know-
mj: fuck him
peter:
mj: Fuck Him Peter
tony: so you’ll hide in here and pop out on my signal
tony: oh, you’re not claustrophobic are you?
peter: claustrophobic? who would be scared of santa claus?
tony:
peter:
tony:
peter: ohhhh
peter: jewish people
stephen and tony: *in a fight*
stephen: *storms off*
tony: *hurrying after him*
tony: goddamn it stephen, you know your legs are longer than mine
*literally just making out*
tony: dont you think we might be just a littlebit gay for each other?
stephen: oh, absolutely not
tony: well, you’ve got to eat something, how about a sandwich?
peter: what kind of bread?
tony: um, whole wheat?
peter: haha silly, you know i dont eat spicy foods
tony:
peter:
tony: you’re absolutely right, im sorry
mj: peter, why are you lying on the floor
peter: you know i have depression
mj:
peter:
peter: also, ive been stabbed 6 times please call mr stark
tony, opening his eyes at 3am to peter standing over him:
peter:
tony:
peter: the birds work for the bourgeoisie
tony: *screams*
