#umbrella academy memes

You’re basically the majority of his impulse control
You’re the one to ask “why?” and he’s the one to ask “why not?”
You’re the first person Klaus has ever told about Ben
Ben loves you. Like literally loves you.
“Klaus, why did you steal three packs of jolly ranchers and a celery??? You don’t even like celery!” “Cuz I can”
Banter 24/7. Sometimes it gets so intense that people think you’re actually mad at each other.
2am drives to McDonalds because Klaus as craving nuggets and Diego sure as hell wouldn’t take him
You two talk a lot about random things that cross your minds and the weirdest, most quiet hours
You two lay in bed together, your head on his stomach as he plays with your hair with one hand and holds a cigarette in the other
You two like to make up super complex handshakes when you’re drunk, even though you can never remember them the day after
You hate watching any movies with him because he talks way too much
“I will literally rip your dick off” “kinky”
Play fighting and hitting each other out of nowhere for no reason
You’re the only person he has saved in his phone contacts other than the house phone which he has saved as “nope”
You two don’t have a very sentimental relationship and are definitely more like brother and sister
You were there when he got all his tattoos
When the Umbrella Academy didn’t realize he was gone, you were the only one that went to look for him by yourself
“I made you these brownies!” “do they have drugs in them?” “Hmmm … I don’t remember …”
When he tells the Umbrella Academy that he’s made a friend they all think you’re imaginary
He helps you choose your outfits and paints your nails
You do his makeup
Even though you both swear not to be “cheesy”, you still manage to find sneaky ways of letting him know he’s important and amazing, etc.
“I hate you” “I love you toooooo”
You find out about his powers when you ask him to come to your grandmother’s funeral and he starts crying thinking about the mausoleum incident
You also are the first (after Ben) to learn about Klaus’ trauma
You’re the only one who actually calls him in rehab
You absolutely hate Reginald
On your bad days Klaus randomly shows up at your home with your favourite takeaway
You’re absolutely devastated about Dave
You go back to the veteran’s bar after hearing what happened to Klaus there and give them Hell
You are always there trying to help him reach sobriety by setting daily goals/rewarding the goals completed with some good food
“Would you shut up?” “Klaus I wasn’t even speaking”
Lots of dramatic gasps from the both of you
He gives the best hugs
He likes to try and take care of you when you’re sick but he almost burns the kitchen down trying to make soup so you make it for the both of you
You two sharing songs to listen to
“You’re a whore” “I’m a slut get it right”
He insists on going everywhere with you, even if you’re just shopping
“For the last motherFUCKING time Klaus, I am not buying you a kitkat” “but please”
People always think you’re dating and you both make overdramatize gagging sounds to that
The one time you went along with the “dating” facade was when you first met the Academy because Klaus was getting a kick out of it
Klaus likes to surprise you with randomly timed, really strange gifts
“I appreciate it so much, I really do, but I don’t know why I need a ceramic frog?”
On Halloween you go as a joint costume
You would never admit it but you’d do almost anything to make Klaus healthy and happy
You’d also love to meet Ben
He sleeps over so much he basically lives with you
He actually did live with you when he was going back and forth in between rehab
Really stupid bets at the worst times
“I bet you two bucks you won’t be able to catch that seagull” “think again bitch”
You appreciate Diego a lot but you give Luther dirty looks when Klaus isn’t looking
He’s super clingy but you low key love it
Whenever you go to a restaurant Klaus insists it’s his birthday
Klaus left you at the Academy while he was out once and came back to you and Five drinking margaritas and having a really deep conversation
Grace basically thinks of you as an eighth kid
“Fuck you” “you wish you could ;)”

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@stayfrostyklaus

Thu, 25 Apr 2019 16:37:33

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DINNER:

“Oh, Klaus I didn’t peg you for a purse guy” “hm? Oh I’m not this is for smuggling the breadsticks”
Dave is in a noice button down and some black pants cuz the place they’re off to is marginally fancy
Klaus is in a glittery pink crop top and skinny jeans, with some good ass™️ eye makeup by Allison
It takes Dave fifteen minutes to find the academy fespite it being pretty fucking obvious
Diego has the protective big bro chat with Dave before they go and Dave is nervous the whole time
They’re both speechless at how good the other looks
When Luther met Dave he thought he was Klaus’ “friend”
Klaus wanted to go to a movie and Dave wanted to go to dinner so dinner and a movie
Ben standing by them awkwardly telling Klaus how to navigate the situation
“Tell him he looks nice” “he looks nice” “dude no what the fuck—”
A whole lot of Ben sighing in the afterlife
“KLAUS YOU CANT SMOKE IN HERE” “BEN DONT YELL AT ME IM SENSITIVE”
Klaus gets a lil tipsy at the restaurant
Really loud, almost obnoxious laughing from Klaus but Dave finds it adorable
Dick jokes
They try to do the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti thing via Klaus’ request but it ends up with Klaus almost falling over the table and their drinks spilt everywhere
The two giggle their way through the night talking about whatever
Diego. Is. Always. Near.
Dave has to drive them everywhere coz Klaus literally can not
Klaus folds the fabric napkins in really weird ways insisting that “they look like frogs! How can you not see it!!!”
They go from talking about home lives to talking about their favourite shows and somehow end up in a deep conversation
“Sometimes you just … need something that makes everything okay. Yknow? My thing used to be drugs and alcohol but I’m off that now. I need a new comfort thing.” “… I can be your comfort thing.”
Klaus spills his drink over three times and the waiter is not amused
When they order their food, Klaus does so in a terrible French accent trying to be fancy
“You l … You look great t-tonight, by the way” “oh I know” “KLAUS—”
Klaus tried his best to get the staff to let him order of the kids menu
“Look at this baby face! I am so under ten!”
There are some moments of silence but they aren’t awkward. Kind of like an agreed upon silence
Theyre sharing food and Ben is insisting its gross but they both think it’s cute
Klaus keeps trying to make moustaches out of his noodles and Dave laughs so loud the people next to them stare
Klaus just bluntly saying whatever comes to mind and, despite Ben being terrified that Dave will be scared away or freaked out, he just goes along with it
“Klaus I don’t think you can take the table cloth” “shhh there’s still room in my purse!”
They end spending more time talking than eating
Even after they pay the bill they just sit and chat and laugh like they’re the only people left on earth
They only leave when the waiter gets fed up and straight up tells them to leave
“Alright, just try not to miss us too much”

FILM:

Dave once again has to drive but he’s not familiar with the part of the city they’re in so Klaus has to give him directions and they end up being 20 minutes late to their film cuz Klaus and Ben are just fighting about who’s right and end up being wrong
“Sorry you couldn’t make out with the table cloth” “oh don’t worry! I took those fancy napkins instead”
At the movies Klaus trieds to sneak in his purse but they check it and look at him weird when they see all the breadsticks
“Are you denying me of my yeast?”
He is so amusing that the teenager in charge of letting people in just lets them in anyways
They end up sitting in the far back and sneak into the theatre very noisily
“What do you mean you don’t take your shoes off at the movies??? Dave you weirdo!”
They start chatting halfway through
Klaus accidentally lets out a loud-ass laugh and gets shushed by multiple people
Ben is one of those people
They just end up feeding each other breadsticks and quietly giggling
“I love you — wait oh my god I didn’t—” “hey” *boops Klaus’ nose with a breadstick* “I love you too”
Klaus is that person™️ who’s asking questions every two seconds and Dave just answers immediately without any annoyance in his voice
Once again they almost forget they have to leave until the staff kick em out
They just end up giggling the whole way home while Ben exasperatedly screams directions at Klaus to tell Dave but he’s not listening
“Boys will be boys”