#wrong miraculous

i’m high key falling out of the fandom… so if anyone else wants to become a member/admin to keep this account alive… it wouldn’t be unwelcome…

Marinette: Black Lives Matter!

Adrien: Black Lives Matter!

Nino: Black Lives Matter!

Alya: Black Lives Matter!

Chloé: Black Lives Matter!

Max: Black Lives Matter!

Alix: Black Lives Matter!

Kim: Black Lives Matter!

Ivan: Black Lives Matter!

Mylene: Black Lives Matter!

Rose: Black Lives Matter!

Juleka: Black Lives Matter!

Luka: Black Lives Matter!

Kagami: Black Lives Matter!

here is a link to a website where you can sign petitions and donate! you’ve probably already seen it, but it’s very informative!

okay so i had like a fever dream or something and now its an au i guess idk what im doing honestly

• for reasons let’s say this happens early on in the first season
• Marinette’s identity is compromised so she gives her miraculous to Master Fu
• Chat gives up the cat miraculous and becomes Lordbug
• everyone knows that it used be Chat Noir
• but since the ladybug miraculous is the only one that can purify akumas
• and since Ladybug can’t exactly be a hero anymore
• he is stuck as Lordbug
• he like has temporary partners 
• like Rena Rouge
• and Carapace
• and he vents to Marinette, not knowing she was Ladybug, about being a hero and how tough it is
• and she feels so bad leaving her partner like that 
• but she had to, she was comprimised
• Adrien becomes guardian after the Volpina akumatization
• with Adrien being the hero you can imagine how that went 
• Adrien, no longer Chat Noir and no longer partners with Ladybug, moves on to a new blue haired blue eyed girl ;)
• and Adrinette becomes canon
• Gabriel tries to split them up 
• however, Adrien is more assertive now that he has all of the support and companionship of the kwamis 
• and because he’s just soin love with Marinette
• so he threatens to ruin the Agreste brand 
• and Gabriel calls him out that he wouldn’t dare
• but Adrien tells him off with the utmost grace in the most polite Adrien way
• so Gabriel backs off 
• After that he gives Adrien more freedom because he’s scared of tainting the Agreste image
• one day Lordbug is visiting Marinette 
• and tells her that Ladybug will forever be his biggest what if 
• because he like never really got closure about all of it
• so Marinette breaks and tells him 
• Adrien wants to believe it so bad 
• So he takes off his earrings in front of her and tells her to transform
• it’s Marinette he trusts Marinette with his life
• he can trust her with his secret
• so she transforms and it feels so good to say Tikki, spots on
• but she can’t dwell on that
• Adrien pleads for her to come back
• his lady, his princess, his Marinette
• heneedsher
• she tells him she can’t, that her identity was compromised 
• he tells her that she can get a new name and a new suit
• he just needs to have her with him
• he’s the guardian now and he was never more himself than when he was fighting by her side
• and she agrees to be his partner again
• so now she has the ladybug miraculous and he goes back to the cat miraculous (Plagg has never been happier)
• he grants her co-guardianship and she’s a hero of Paris again
• and they’re so happy
• Chat Noir and Coccinelle are the new heroes of Paris
• Neither could be happier
• CocciNoir is trending
• thanks to Alya and her blog
• Adrien and Marinette get even closer than before
• much to Alya’s delight
• people, of course, ask if its a new Ladybug
• and it kind of is, Marinette isn’t really used to being a hero
• she stopped for so long, and before she stopped she didn’t have her miraculous for long
• so, while not even really lying, they say yes

idk what this is but like have i guess????

Nino: why do i have shell shocked from the teenage mutant ninja turtles soundtrack stuck in my head?

Adrien:what?

Nino: why? do? i? have? shell? shocked? from? the? teenage? mutant? ninja? turtles? soundtrack? stuck? in? my? head?

Adrien: how should i know why you have that stuck in your head?

Ladybug: *makes a good burn*

Chat Noir: Ooh! Hey Siri, mic drop!

Akuma:what?

Chat Noir: Siri can’t mic drop.

Kim: Can we eat in class?

Ms. Bustier: Well that question comes down to the our political society.

Marinette: Ok, but like why do I kind of wanna watch One Strange Rock rn? @ Adrien Agreste, what have you done to me?

Adrien: National Geographic has really good cinematography and pompous astronauts. What else could you need?

Marinette: brb gonna go watch One Strange Rock until 3am

Marinette: I’m so dumb, i have four iq.

Alya:what?

Marinette:what?

Alya:who?

Marinette: Abraham Lincoln?

ml characters as things i’ve heard around my school

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Marinette:it’s fine if i make questionable fashion choices, it’s january.

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Adrien: *wiping tears off a piano* it’s fine, the humidity is good for the keys.

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Alya: that test was so easy… that’s gonna age so well when i inevitably get a 44%.

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Nino: i mean, i can sing and rap in german, but i haven’t tried anything new.

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Chloe: the rules of god do not apply to me.

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Sabrina: they’re the kind of person that would call salt ‘sodium chloride’ at the dinner table.

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Alix: do any of you speak hieroglyphics.

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Kim: *learning about HIV in bio* wait, so the HIV virus can shape shift?

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Max: we made a drinking game, whenever someone says anything stupid i take a drink of water, i’m so hydrated.

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Mylene: *chanting* baby yoda! baby yoda! baby yoda!

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Ivan: right now i don’t care if i fail, if i pass i’ll be fine.

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Nathaniel: do you think i could shoot my shot with one of the bezos?

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Marc: why am i panicking over this, this makes sense.

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Rose: as a lesbian, i rate people’s personalities in cats.

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Juleka: (can i be euthanized?) yes, me too please.

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Kagami: *defeated* your boyfriend is sexually attracted to the grinch.

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Luka: you be on the big crack.

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Gabriel: of course you’d aspire to be a pigeon, mr. ramier.

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Nathalie: i hear a lot of heads nodding.

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Ms. Bustier: you could invade luxembourg in a night with like a stick.

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Chat Noir: how do you stan skimbleshanks the railway cat?

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Ladybug: you’ve heard of “weird flex but ok” get ready for “peculiar but go off”.

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my 100th post!!! yay!!

a little something i’m working on for my hundredth post and a thank you for 2000 followers!! i can’t believe it!! anyways i hope you like it ;)

Chat Noir: *does something stupid*

Ladybug: I’m gonna say it, and I hope I don’t sound ridiculous, but I don’t know who this man is. He could be walking down the street and I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this man.

Juleka: Hey, I’m a lesbian.

Luka: I thought you were French.

Marc: Nath asked me to be his fake date to his cousin’s wedding so he could avoid the usual “are you seeing someone?” questions.

Alya: I’ve read enough fanfiction to know how this turns out.

Marinette: I’m so stressed for the final tomorrow.

Alya: Oh, I’m not.

Marinette:How?

Alya: I’m dying tomorrow.

Marinette:What?

Alya: I downloaded duolingo, started learning German and stopped. I’ve been planning this for a while. The duolingo owl is coming for me.

Marc: These pens are so cute!

Nathaniel: Marc, that’s gay!

Marc: We’ve been dating f-

i have a question in need of answering; which side would everyone be on within the “is water wet” argument? i feel like there was a whole debate about it when it was big.

Chat Noir: What are we, Ladybug?

Ladybug: An HR nightmare, Chat Noir.

Adrien: What if someone needs help?

Plagg: Adrien, you have a good heart. It’s super annoying.

Marinette: Adrien told me to ‘be the bigger person’.

Chat Noir:And?

Marinette: I can’t, I’m only 5’3.

Max: How many Alix’s does it take to change a lightbulb?

Kim: Just one. The real question is, how many ladders does she need?

Alix: *offended noises*

miraculouscataclyyysm:

Ruff doodle Inspired by @wrongmiraculouspost

I live for ladybug and chat noir’s banter

thank you so much!! i love it!!!

Ladybug: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Chat Noir:Yes!

Ladybug: I was hula-hooping. I attend the class for fitness and for fun.

Chat Noir: Oh my god.

Ladybug: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Chat Noir: Why are you telling me this?

Ladybug: Because know one will ever believe you.

Chat Noir: You sick son of a bi-

ohcoolnice:

wrongmiraculous:

ohcoolnice:

wrongmiraculous:

unless their school is like a sketchy crack house,,,,,, why can’t they just check the security cameras when lila ‘gets pushed down the stairs’???????? like ?? what is everyone on in this show?? i swear-

why can’t they just????CALLL???HER???MOOMMMMM??? like bruh do you not need doctor information or parental confirmation when a student has some medical thing??? like even the mom is stupid she straight up can’t figure out to call lila’s school and see if it’s actually cancelled? boi wut 

LITERALLY,,,, oh my god it frustrates me to no end that lila’s mom wasn’t called about lila missing like to months of school,,,,, they just let that slide?????? and like her mom wasn’t called when her daughter was seemingly PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS, GOT HER NECKLACE STOLEN, AND WAS BEING BULLIED??? also wouldn’t school check her medical records??????

EXACTLY. honestly tho Damocles is actually dumb tho so i’m kinda not surprised but HOW TF IS HE PRINCIPAL like boi wut????? and smh so disappointed in Bustier she had so much of my love and respect until she straight up outs Marinete in front of the WHOLE CLASS and is like “lol Marinette nah you can’t blame her without proof gimme ur backpack tho she told me it was u so i mean facts amiright.” like um WHAHHHAHHAHATTTTTT????

TEA!!!! marinette is legit CLASSREP how can they just trust some italian exchange student over THE PERSON THEY TRUSTED TO R E P R E S E N T T H E I R C L A S S???? i’m convinced all of the adults and most of the stundents just shoot up black tar heroin during breaks,,, like there’s no other explanation

ohcoolnice:

wrongmiraculous:

unless their school is like a sketchy crack house,,,,,, why can’t they just check the security cameras when lila ‘gets pushed down the stairs’???????? like ?? what is everyone on in this show?? i swear-

why can’t they just????CALLL???HER???MOOMMMMM??? like bruh do you not need doctor information or parental confirmation when a student has some medical thing??? like even the mom is stupid she straight up can’t figure out to call lila’s school and see if it’s actually cancelled? boi wut 

LITERALLY,,,, oh my god it frustrates me to no end that lila’s mom wasn’t called about lila missing like to months of school,,,,, they just let that slide?????? and like her mom wasn’t called when her daughter was seemingly PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS, GOT HER NECKLACE STOLEN, AND WAS BEING BULLIED??? also wouldn’t school check her medical records??????