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Remus: someone put me in one of those hamster ball things and hit me with a car I want to fly!
Shawn: I wrote a poem
Shawn: Do you want to hear it?
Shawn: I’m gonna say it anyway
Shawn: There once was a girl called Becky. Who’s looks could kill like machete. I’m a tiny bit drunk and my rhythm is junk…spaghetti
Gus:amazing
Time: “Are we still on for tomorrow?”
Malon: “…you mean for our wedding?”
Time: “Just making sure”
Zoya: Stop! Stop talking about getting possessed!
Nikolai: I’m free real estate
Zoya: YOU’RE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE!
Nina: I swing both ways ;)
Nina: Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.
Zoya: You took advice from the Darkling?
Nikolai: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Zoya.
Chat Noir: What are we, Ladybug?
Ladybug: An HR nightmare, Chat Noir.
Victoire: We’re back!
Cassie (OC), running up to hug Victoire and Teddy: Mom! Dad! You’re back! I’m so happy to see you!
Cassie (OC): Really happy! So, so happy!
Cassie (OC): You have no idea how hap-
Draco, who’s been taking care of her: Point taken, kid.
Andromeda: I hate how Alexa is marketed as “part of the family”.
Andromeda: Like, if I wanted a cold, untrustworthy, and emotionless machine in my life, I’d just talk to my mother.
Anne (OC), watching the news: Some idiot got into a fight with a squid at the zoo today.
Theo, standing behind her covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.
Bellatrix: This is Soren. She’s adorable.
Bellatrix: She’s also a war criminal.
Bellatrix: But still adorable.
Sirius:Reg, are you talking to yourself?
Regulus: Well, it’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation around here.
