#relatable post

LIVE

Always complaining about never doing anything but when people actually offer to do things with you you say no.

i have two moods:

one word replies

or 

complete essays on the meaning of life, the universe and everything

bardstard:

rosalielesbianhale:

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

“Doing my job is the hardest job in the world”

I guess you’ve never tried to put a poster up by yourself

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