#school problems
If there’s someone out there controlling what I do like with Stefan in Bandersnatch could you do me a favour and hit the button that gets me to
Do My Fucking Homework
If you yell at me, be sure I’ll start crying and the situation will be more uncomfortable for you than for me.
“It’s okay if I do nothing for a day and rest.”- and other funny lies I tell myself
I’m a very adult, mentally stable and responsible person in my imagination.
I should do my homework, I said while clicking on the next episode.
Why do I only get the will and the self-confidence to change my life in the middle of the night?
To tell you the truth, I’ve never forgotten my homework. I just considered sleep as a higher priority.
I don’t make mistakes I consciously choose to sabotage my life.
Me:*has alot stuff to do for school/work*
Also me:*gets the urge and motivation to write the best story/fanfic of my life*
Someone who I have never seen in my life: “omg you write? ! Can you make me a character in your story. ”
Me:“sure you gonna be the annoying guy who gets killed in the end.”
For someone who loves writing I procrastinate a lot.
My life choices be like:
I need a long hug and a gentle punch in the face with a chair or something.
Today I wearing the lovely scent of “Shit out your eyeball and go eat some grenades” by Dior.
After Corona I will still adhere social distancing with some people.
How many episodes are socially acceptable before you do your homework?
When I sing, water turns to blood, and dead birds fall from the sky, but that doesn’t stop me.
petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.
john: (walks into the classroom)
edward:
john:
hugging your science paper fresh from the printer because it’s warm and you’re not
