#aelin ashryver
Headcanon #3
Aelin actually writes fanfics about everyone. At the time it all seemed like a simple joke, but, after hundreds of years, the historians can’t tell what’s real
Aelin: nothing is forbidden if you’re not a pussy
No nuance November ( Tog edition)
I hope I don’t lose followers
- Aelin losing her powers is actually a big thing for her character;
- SJM completely forgot about Nehemia’s family, which is an absurd;
- Most of her poc in tog are tolken or are there just to die and help the development of the white main character ( like Sorcha and Nehemia);
- Chaol does NOT deserve all the hate he gets;
- Celealena >>>> Aelin;
- Dorian and Manon deserve a novel;
- ToG’s plot and word building makes way more sense than ACOTAR;
- the high point of the last book was Dorian in Morath;
- Aedion does not deserve Lysandra after treating her so badly, when she was pretending to be Aelin;
Rowaelin child:*crying*
Rowan: what’s wrong sweetheart?
Rowaelin child: there’s this boy, and he likes me and…
Rowan: but that’s great, what’s the matter?
Rowaelin child:well…
Dorian: *out of nowhere* HOW IS MY CHILD NOT YOUR CHILD’S TYPE???
ToG characters in a modern AU, but it’s quarantine!
Dorian: did someone said reading as a copying mechanism?
Manon: she misses being out so much, she wants to feel free, but she knows she can’t. So just like a certain priceling once told her, if she wants to feel the wind on her face, she just got to stand in front of her window
Chaol: he is still working, once he is a cop, those ar weird times, and he got to admit, he thought he would never have to arrest people because of a brunch
Yrene: also a essential worker, she’s a doctor after all, she hopes that after all this chaos, she’ll live in a world with less antivax idiots
Aelin: she’s enjoying all this free time to do things that she likes! Such as reading, playing music, Rowan
Rowan: thanks to his wife, his too tired to go crazy
Aedion: he is THIS close to going apeshit
Lysandra: even closer to going apeshit
Evangeline: enjoying herself seeing both of her paternal figures going crazy
Nesryn: DID SOMEONE SAY BAKING AS A COPYING MECHANISM?
Sartaq: DID SOMEONE SAY EATING EVERYTHING YOUR PARTNER BAKES AS A COPYING MECHANISM?
Elide: became a DIY queen, really
Lorcan: a mess in DIY, someone please help him
Fenrys: he developed like, 3 new hobbies, someone please get him some attention
Dorian: I bet you can´t from a sentence without using the letter “a”.
Chaol: you thought you did something there did’t you? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing he first letter of the english lexicon.
Aelin:
Aelin: Fuck you.
Aelin: I’ll do whatever I want!
Rowan, softly : please don’t
ToG characters as things that my friends have said this year
Dorian: if I don’t kill myself by the end of the week it will be a miracle
Aelin: if I don’t kill anyone by the end of the week it will be a miracle
Aedion: bro, at this point, I’m just existing
Lysandra: everything is gay, even when you’re kissing someone of the opposite gender, you’re also indirectly kissing someone of the same gender as yours
Chaol: every one in this room, including myself has a chaotic alignment
Yrene: at this point, not dying is my goal
Elide, to Manon: my boyfriend and I broke up!
Manon to Elide: isn’t this like, the fourth time this month?
Rowan: idk bro, at this point, whatever comes is worth
Lorcan: I would say that you are being a little hoe
Fenrys: Love? No thanks, I’m gonna watch anime
Gavriel: sometimes I wish I could go back in time and kick my younger self in the balls
Nesryn: the reason I always look so tired is because I’m dead inside
Sartaq: love is dead and we killed it
100 followers special, I guess??
So, I just reached the mark of one hundred followers, and I’m very thankful and very happy, so, let me know if you guys want anything of special, like, idk, prompts suggestions, or ask the characters from TOG, or even ask me! Anyway, I’m really happy, so thank very much for following, and let me know what you want ( please don’t let this floop)
Aelin: so, hm, could please tell us where the wyrdkeys are?
Elena: *gives a very poetic and confusing answer*
Aelin:
Aelin Galathynius by me, i missed her.
ig: barb.arts
Well crap.
CLICK HERE FOR THE FIRST KINGDOM OF ASH EXCERPT
https://www.waterstones.com/blog/sarah-j-maas-an-exclusive-extract-from-kingdom-of-ash
Sarah J. Maas: An Exclusive Extract from Kingdom of Ash | Waterstones.com Blog
Me. Right now. Reading this. Terrified of what Kingdom of Ash is going to bring. Holy fucking hell……
Aelin: I’m not laughing at you. I’m laughing near you.
Chaol: is there a difference?
AAG
Am I sequencing DNA or talking about Aelin Ashryver Galathynius? The world will never know.
A headcanon:
Rowan grows his hair back out and let’s Evangeline braid it, then rides on his shoulders, screaming the lyrics to Frozen songs as he sprints full speed through the snow.
TL;DR - Evangeline makes Rowan be her Elsa
a Snickers commercial but it’s Aelin and chocolate cake.
Dorian: I’m goldfish crackers.
Chaol:Explain.
Dorian:salty.
I doodled Rowan and Aelin for Christmas last year, and I was surprised by how popular it was, so I decided to do a nicer version. I meant to have this done for Christmas, but…well, here it is now!
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