#all of them
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology:FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not
Marine Biology: it’ll probably taste salty and it might attack you but why not
Mik’hal Zarasten
Race: Miqote, Keeper
Nationality: Gridanian
Profession: Machinist, Confederate, bar owner, mercenary
Currently Found: Around Kugane, Doma and Shirogane
Age: Mid Twenties
Nameday: July 15th
Height: 5’ 7’
Hair: Ice Blue
Style: Short, with a braid down each temple and black ear tips.
Eyes: Right – Teal, Left – Purple
Best Words to Describe: Stoic, dry wit, reticent, damaged, hopeful, stubbornLynea Angura
Race: Au Ra, Xaela
Nationality: Steppe Au Ra
Profession: Innkeeper, mercenary, body guard, Monk
Currently Found: Shirogane
Age: Early Twenties
Nameday: August 21st
Height: 5’2”
Hair: blonde
Style: long, small braids
Eyes: Green with bright green limbal rings
Best Words to describe: Lively, temperamental, hot-headed, passionate, friendly, determinedIsobel Lancer
Race: Hyur, midlander
Nationality: Ishgardian
Profession: Student, astrologian, Scholar
Currently Found: Shirogane
Age: Mid Twenties
Nameday: 18th sun of the 1st Umbral Moon (February 18th)
Height: 5’3”
Hair: Brunette
Style: Long, worn in various styles. Typically braids with a bun or ponytail.
Eyes: Violet
Best Words to Describe: Flirty, friendly, knowledgeable, Stubborn, hopefulKuroji Takatori
Race: Au Ra, Xaela
Nationality: Steppe Au Ra
Profession: Shinobi
Currently Found: Doma, Shirogane
Age: Early Thirties
Nameday: October 15th
Height: 7’1”
Hair: Black
Style: Short on top, long on the bottom. Worn spiked with the long sections back in a ponytail.
Eyes: Red
Best Words to Describe: Stoic, serious, quiet, quick to anger, loyal, passionate, fiery.
I want to sit in someone’s lap in a big t-shirt and nothing else while we drink coffee in the morning and talk about how good the orgasms were the night before.
Borderlands ladies on the outside:UwU
Borderlands ladies on the inside:
And that, my loves, is a fact. And I’m a simp for all of them.
What I should be doing: my homework
What I’m actually doing: Creating a Gregor the Overlander build for DND
does anyone have any tips for describing the grammar/syntax of how Crawlers speak? I could wait until I get home to examine the books and come up with it myself, but I’m lazy and impatient aha
Some precious cousins for you from Twitter :3
@random-cryptidand@daliceus oc as great older cousins to my Reece :33
build a bear vending machine
There’s a party of Municipal Guard in the rear of the barroom. This must be the usual haunt of the regiment barracked on the site of the old convent of Sisters of Mercy. They are at their ease here—stocks unfastened, blue sleeves rolled up, the white tunic fronts that tomorrow will be crimson with blood standing half-open. Officers all, heedless of their curfew, they dice lazily over the dregs of their wine.
Grantaire calls for a bottle, grabs a chair in his other hand, sets it down and straddles it at the end of the officers’ table. The one with the dice in his hand looks up, shrugs, throws a pair of sixes.
“Gentlemen!” Grantaire says. “A toast to tomorrow!”
i was looking for special cat feeders because ours are gluttons who gorge themselves and i found this one…device:
this sounded fun so i checked the comments and…
im??
come to the dark side we have dry food scattered in strategically designed green colored plastic tubes
Toy works as intended, people just weren’t counting on the fact cats are smart and evil
Somethings never change✨️
tag the oc that desperately needs to see a therapist
Every single fanpearl is beautiful and perfect
On a nature hike
Georgia: It’s quite beautiful out here
Sunil: and quiet
Jason: Too quiet
Georgia: are we missing someone?
[cut to Pip and Rooney fighting a bear]
you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you’d win
Grab a drink with the cast of Girls5eva! Celebrate their second season with EW’s Three Rounds, and hear the hilarious on set shenanigans of creating a uniquely funny show with surprisingly sentimental moments.
Roy tackles Jason’s long list of “must read books” for two reasons:
1. He’s in love with Jason and likes knowing more about his interests
and
2. He wants to know what the fuck Jason is talking about half the time. Seriously, that guy quotes so many books and Roy doesn’t know what is going on. Literally why is Jason like this. Watch a movie, Jason
Okay
1. I’m dying.
2. Why would you present me with such inspiration for a fic @booknerdjason?
2a. Is it cool if I write a fic? (please?)
3. Roy’s going to be pissed when he reads Lord of the Rings.
↳mikko, andré, and jt star in a bevy commercial
which exo member would block you