#ancient greece
Demigods be like:
Hades be like “I know a spot” and then take you to the underworld
Kronos be like “I know a spot” and then eat you
Eros be like “I know a spot” and take you to his fancy house
Greek myths are just a bunch of people getting vibe checked
When something happened in ancient Greece:
Prometheus giving humans fire:
Someone narrating the dinner with Tantalus:
Sciron every time he forced someone to wash his feet:
*casually spends 2 hours reading that classic poetry book I’ll never buy*
People in ancient Greece making sacrifices to Demeter:
What Hades did: *kidnaps Persephone and takes her to the underworld*
What Hades says he did:
Zeus when he got control over the sky while Poseidon got the sea and Hades got the underworld:
Prometheus: *steals fire and gives it to humans*
Zeus: why would you give fire to humans?!
Zeus:
Prometheus: *steals fire and gives it to humans*
Zeus: *punishes him*
Prometheus: