Hades: you can’t look back

Orpheus: I won’t

Orpheus:

Greek gods as B99 gifs part 2

Hera:

Zeus:

Poseidon:

Hestia:

Hades:

Bonus (I know some of these aren’t B99 quotes but still):

Iris:

Hypnos:

Or

The Greek gods as B99 quotes part 1

Athena:

Ares:

Apollo:

Hermes:

Or

Demeter:

Hephaestus:

Aphrodite:

Dionysus:

Artemis:

The Orcale in Ancient Greece when it foretold a prophecy:

Demigods be like:

Hades be like “I know a spot” and then take you to the underworld

Kronos be like “I know a spot” and then eat you

Eros be like “I know a spot” and take you to his fancy house

When something happened in ancient Greece:

Prometheus giving humans fire:

Someone narrating the dinner with Tantalus:

Sciron every time he forced someone to wash his feet:

*casually spends 2 hours reading that classic poetry book I’ll never buy*

People in ancient Greece making sacrifices to Demeter:

What Hades did: *kidnaps Persephone and takes her to the underworld*

What Hades says he did:

Zeus when he got control over the sky while Poseidon got the sea and Hades got the underworld:

Prometheus: *steals fire and gives it to humans*

Zeus: why would you give fire to humans?!

Zeus:

This is why you should never accept food from strangers

-You shouldn’t be here.

-Neither should you.

: Another day, another slay.

: Another night, another fight.

: *trying to sleep*

: *whispering* I’m scared-

marisolinspades:

lemonsharks:

coolberniebernie:

thepringlesofblood:

imlizy:

hungwy:

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

heres one for you

my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

I understand most of these!

penis-sheath:

funnytwittertweets:

froody:

froody:

froody:

froody:

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

YEAH EXACTLY

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

mossycoat:

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i’m on vacation

feigndeath:

fashionstatementmp3:

[image description: a tweet from @kazzbotz on twitter that reads “whenever you’re obsessed with stopping a prophecy you gotta ask yourself: am I enacting the prophecy’s will? Is my obsession the mechanism by which the prophecy comes to pass?”]

Greek Gods as Random Shit in My Camera Roll pt. 1

hades:

dionysus:

zeus:

achilles moment

I don’t know what possessed me to do this but here you go! It’s been in my gallery for 2 years.

Hermes: I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you

textsfrommtolympus:

Dionysus: We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak

textsfrommtolympus:

Ares: Coffee is working.

Ares: Just killed a fly with my bare hands.

Ares: Don’t fuck with me.

textsfrommtolympus:

Athena: I am NOT sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy

textsfrommtolympus:

Eros: I don’t like interrupting booty calls. That’s just rude.

textsfrommtolympus:

Aphrodite: Eros doesn’t understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps making people fall in love

textsfrommtolympus:

Aphrodite: Of course Ares’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science