#greek mythology memes

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Hades: you can’t look back

Orpheus: I won’t

Orpheus:

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Hera:

Zeus:

Poseidon:

Hestia:

Hades:

Bonus (I know some of these aren’t B99 quotes but still):

Iris:

Hypnos:

Or

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Athena:

Ares:

Apollo:

Hermes:

Or

Demeter:

Hephaestus:

Aphrodite:

Dionysus:

Artemis:

The Orcale in Ancient Greece when it foretold a prophecy:

This is why you should never accept food from strangers

It’s time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D Duel

Hades running into the office with balloons: Happy 31 days until Persephone comes home!

Hecate, adjusting her party hat: Hades, I thought you agreed to stop doing this 11 months ago.

Demeter: If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.

Zeus: If you were my wife, I’d drink it.

Persephone: I’m cold

Hades: Come here, you can have my jacket

Zeus: I’m cold too

Hera: Come here, I’ll set you on fire

Persephone to Hades: I love early mornings, laying my head on your chest and listening to your heart beating as you sleep peacefully.

Hera to Zeus: I recorded you snoring last night so you can hear how loud you are and so you know why I can’t fucking sleep.

Persephone: I don’t have a seat-

Hades: Come, you can sit on my lap!

Zeus: I don’t have a seat either…

Hera: Then stand.

Ares: Dads are always like “go help your mother” bro go help your wife

Ares: I prevented a murder today.

Hera:How??

Ares: Self control.

Eros: Ma, I need dating advice.

Aphrodite: Okay, what’s up?

Eros: So, there’s this girl-

Aphrodite: You can do better.

LO Apollo about Hades: What does he have that I don’t?!

Persephone: My heart.

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