#best memes
The only meme
Thebeard is a filter-feeding system attached to the mouth of a wizard. To use its beard, the wizard first opens its mouth underwater to take in water. The wizard then pushes the water out, and animals such as krill, copepods, and small fish are filtered by the beard and remain as a food source for the wizard. The beard is similar to bristles and consists of keratin, the same substance found in human fingernails, skin and hair.
whales are basically wizards
These pictures are killing me
theses are the closest thing we have to real life dwarves
I wish crystal shops had big city deli energy.
“AYO paulie we got rose quartz?”
“Fresh out! They lookin for love or somekinda curse defense thing? We got citrine and onyx!”
“Tell you what buddy you take the citrine and ill throw in a house curse bottle talisman if you geddafuck outta here NEXT”
new yorker anti-curse wards
when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me
Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid
And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!
battle of the biochemists
You’re telling me a ginger bred this man?
this post actually made me consider my mortality. i am going to die one day oh my god
good evening?
an update
with help from @lord-bep
I wonder how they organized them
Oh? You think the world is full of pain and suffering huh?
Well look into the big, soothing eyes of anomalocaris and maybe you’ll stop being such a hateful idiot
wasn’t this the first apex predator on earth?
If I was evil I would talk in a booming voice and be constantly shouting like doctor doom
I love those sea monsters from old medieval maps. the monks were like “the oceans boring go put a whale/boar/undescribed fish hybrid monster by out by England.”
Such a sweet donut :3
Bruh who made this
Moood
guilty