#bilbo baggins
By sey
The first rule anyone learns about babies - whether Elfling, Dwarfling Badger, Hobbit Fauntling or a Human Child - is that they are rather fond of pulling one’s hair.
Bilbo had done his share of babysitting duties for tiny cousins and said tiny cousins adored Big Cousin Bilbo who could tell the best stories and make the best sweets. So he thought he was fairly prepared for Frodo… except that he really, really should have counted on Frodo inheriting those remarkable Durin blue eyes and the adorable puppy expression that went with them. So poor Bilbo could only wince and coax Frodo not to pull too hard on his marriage braid, which the little dwobbit was inexplicably fascinated with.
Frodo was a remarkably good-tempered dwobbit baby and generally well-behaved and quiet, content with observing anything and everything with those wide blue eyes, unless one tried to pry chubby dwobbit fingers off one’s braid and then Mahal help you. EvenGandalfhad to resign himself to letting part of his beard be enfolded in one tiny fist when he carried around the tiniest Prince of Erebor.
And Thorin had to hide his smile when Frodo managed to bend ThranduilElven-king, of all people to his will, snuggled against the Elf’s shoulder holding contentedly on to a lock of long golden hair.
Eventually Balin had to admit to Bilbo that this was a Durin trait through and through. Thorin was much the same as a babe, content to sit quietly in the company of the adults - especially King Thror - happy as long as he was holding on to one of Grandda’s braids. So Bilbo shook his head and smiled as his ridiculously adorable husband and son wreaked havoc upon the hearts and sensibilities of the free folk of Middle-earth, with some additional help from their equally ridiculously adorable nephews.
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I FICCED AND I AM NOT SORRY.
BLAME WANDERINGQUILL FOR BRINGING ME STUFF TO SQUEE OVER OKAY.
THIS MAY BE A RESULT OF THAT PLOT BUNNY THAT WENT MISSING A FEW POSTS BACK SINCE IT WAS A FRODO AS THORIN AND BILBO’S ACTUAL DWOBBIT BABY BUNNY….
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Thorin: You are going to get me in so much trouble with my hobbit on this.
Bilbo: He laughed. Fell off the throne laughing his confounded Dwarrow butt off. *sulks*
Thorin: Only because this … um…. picture…. reminded me of how adorable you are, beloved.
Bilbo: Adorable like a rodent you mean. *more sulking*
Thorin: Adorable because you are…. er…. short…. er… your height is pleasing to me because you are just the right size for me to do this…. *nuzzles one Very Disgruntled Hobbit* and this …. *drops a kiss into Bilbo’s neck right where it tickles, making Bilbo giggle*
Bilbo: Stop! Stop! *more giggles* Thorin, you are not kissing your way out of this — eep!
We interrupt this post as His Majesty, Thorin II, has currently carried off his loudly protesting (and giggling) Consort for an Important Discussion. Sorry we’re not sorry?
aww YISSS. you guys see it too. Bilbo I’m sorry but between the flowers, the animals big brown eyes and the “yavanna what was that?!? expression it looks a lot like you.
But Thorin you got yourself in trouble by literally falling to the ground laughing at the similarities between the meadow mouse and your beloved consort.
Kili: Look, I’m just going to leave this here for… uh…. scientific comparison. Yeah. That’s right. *runs for dear life*
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Thorin: You are going to get me in so much trouble with my hobbit on this.
Bilbo: He laughed. Fell off the throne laughing his confounded Dwarrow butt off. *sulks*
Thorin: Only because this … um…. picture…. reminded me of how adorable you are, beloved.
Bilbo: Adorable like a rodent you mean. *more sulking*
Thorin: Adorable because you are…. er…. short…. er… your height is pleasing to me because you are just the right size for me to do this…. *nuzzles one Very Disgruntled Hobbit* and this …. *drops a kiss into Bilbo’s neck right where it tickles, making Bilbo giggle*
Bilbo: Stop! Stop! *more giggles* Thorin, you are not kissing your way out of this – eep!
We interrupt this post as His Majesty, Thorin II, has currently carried off his loudly protesting (and giggling) Consort for an Important Discussion. Sorry we’re not sorry?
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Thorin is lost. All the time. First person to really need a GPS.
Actually, maybe Hobbit GPS might help?
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greetings, lads, may i present you with something…
Archetype: A rich, middle-aged man is dissatisfied with simple life and embarks on what he calls an aventure, only to soon discover that said adventure is not at all what he expected and find himself unprepared for the true horrors of reality. However, he ends up reaching success and satisfaction for a brief time, due to the help of a well-traveled man with anger issues but an emerging soft side, who is also a famous and important figurehead— yet due to various circumstances, they are ultimately separated. 
Archetype: A man who is significantly more youthful than those he keeps in close company takes up the role of being the designated book-smart person and artist, recording the actions of another man whose goal is to make an impact on the world. While his full origins and backstory are unclear, he is obviously well-learned and desires to further understand the world by travelling with his aforementioned companion, even though his outward appearances are not suited to life on the road. And also, he is flamboyantly gay and overdramatic.
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Bilbo in traditional Japanese costumes (update painted)
Bilbo in japanese costumes
I love hobbits. You don’t even know, I just really really fucking love hobbits. They are so filled with courage, and love, and loyalty.
Bilbo “you don’t have a home, it was taken from you, and if I can I will help you take it back” Baggins, who gave up riches beyond measure when he took the Arkenstone as his 14th share of the treasure, and gave it away so that he might stop a war and save his friends.
Frodo, who missed The Shire and wanted to go home, after being hunted and terrorised all the way the Rivendell, nearly dying on the journey to the elves, but still said “I will take it” when someone needed to deliver the ring to Mount Doom.
Samwise who too wanted to go home, but in his heart knew that Frodo was his home, who followed him with unwavering love, lending his strength to his friend when Frodo’s burden became too great.
Merry and Pippin, because you can’t have one without the other. Two Hobbits who ran into their friends on the road and instantly saw a terrible evil atop a horse, and without question or conversation, went with Sam and Frodo. They did that. They really just thought, “well that was a terrifying rider after these two, guess we’re sticking with them” instead of going home?!
I really wish Hobbits were real. The world would be such a beautiful place if Hobbits were real.
Little Hobbits, who love good food, good ale, and good company. Who seek a peaceful life, but don’t hesitate to put that life on hold, and face danger, because they want everyone to have a peaceful life.
I just really love Hobbits.
What good is disappearing into thin air if I can’t use it as a ‘fuck you’ to all the people I was too nice to say ‘fuck you’ to before?
- Bilbo Baggins, considering the implications of spoons, The Lord of the Rings, book I, chapter II
@elsa-lost-in-translationrequested:
THEHOBBIT:THEBATTLEOFTHEFIVEARMIES
2014 | dir. Peter Jackson
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Actually Martin Freeman and a dog this time.
Sorry that I ghosted all of you, life got crazy but I’m back now! So please feel free to send in any asks or requests and I’ll do my best to respond to them.
The only crossover that matters (doodle request from insta):
Doodle requests from insta Tolkien edition:
The crossover that lives rent free in my brain:
Merry Christmas~
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Cosplayers:
Bilbo by stepintomyheadkid
Bard by dmsasaki
Tauriel by Sarina
Thranduil by whendoesyourjourneyend
Gandalf by milodrums
Fili by angrydumpling
Kili by purajobot935
Balin by pinkcatofsyah
Dwalin by mjastronomyrocks
Bofur by qipsydanger
Bombur by sanzochan
Photo taken by maestro-amadeus (thanks!)
(submitted by: xiaorosa).
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