I like imaging Jason breaking into the manor in full Red Hood gear just so he can go into the kitchen and stress bake
Bruce: [walks in]
Jason: “no! Out! OUT!”
Bruce: “I livehere!”
Jason: “I don’t care- look you made my soufflé collapse!”
Bruce: “I didn’t do anything, I just wanted to see who was making all this damn noise in my kitchen and get some water”
Jason: “your ugly face scared my fucking soufflé”
Bruce: “Jason you can le-… never mind, I just want my drink”
Jason: “oh my god! Get out already!”
Bruce: [mumbling to himself] “remember you love him, it’s a miracle he’s here today, you love him, you missed him, he is a blessing”
Jason: [throws water bottle at Bruce] “here’s your fucking water, switch over to a filter you fucking asshole. You’re killing the environment, it’s not like you can’t afford a damn filter”
Alright, but the concept of Jason fucking stress baking randomly at the ass crack middle of the night has SO much comedic potential.
Im imagining stressed Jason absolutely HAS to drop everything he’s doing just to stress bake asap.
Unfortunately, that means he’ll break into the nearest kitchen if he has to
And yknow, since Jason is often out on cases/missions where he’s taking down criminals or staking out one of the rogues, there’s not many options for him when it comes to satiating his stressbaking needs sooooo ya gotta do what ya gotta do
[Goon running in hysterical]
Goon: Uh, sir, it’s-it’s the Red Hood.
Black Mask: And you’re telling me this why? Just shoot him, I hired you guys for a reason!
Goon: Well yeah, but uh- He’s um…baking?
Black Mask: He’s what?
Goon: Yeah, he uh, he broke into the kitchen and started baking..but like..REALaggressively
Black Mask:
Goon: Sir, he’s scaring us.
[Cut to Jason in the kitchen, ordering a bunch of Black Mask’s henchmen to run errands and help with the baking]
Jason: Are you KIDDING me?? What kind of henchmen does Black Mask hire?? You’re telling me you can’t even break an egg?? Ridiculous, move over.
The henchman (Who Jason threatened into helping him):Uh-
Jason: And LOOK at these cookies! Do these look fully baked to you?? DO THEY??
The Henchman, now sweating: I’m sor-
Jason gesturing wildly: AND you didn’t even try to separate the yolks from the whites! How did you even get hired?
The baking session ends with a good handful of the henchmen in tears.
Bonus scene of the batfam infiltrating Black Mask’s lair, expecting a shit ton of goons to attack them but little do they know they’re all too busy baking with the Red Hood.
Bonus BONUS scene of the batfam later walking into the kitchen only to see a fuck ton of henchmen frantically scurrying around the kitchen trying to fulfill Jason’s orders, while Jason’s in the corner baking and mumbling about how goon hiring standards have lowered since his old days as robin.
Jason just infiltrates anyone’s kitchen- doesn’t matter if you’re the most feared rogue in Gotham- he’ll waltz in like he fucking owns the place. And oh yeah say goodbye to your goons because they’re Jason’s now :)
