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I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.
Synopsis The Sequel Trilogy reimagined with smuggler Ben Solo reluctant to take on the family mantle of Jedi in the fight against the mysterious Kira Ren and the diabolical First Order
Chapter 1: Raid on Jakku Resistance pilot Poe Dameron collects a mysterious artifact from the wise Lor San Tekka as the First Order arrives in search of the same thing…
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Chapter 2: Escape from The Finalizer As Poe is interrogated by Kira Ren, disenfranchised stormtrooper FN-2187 embarks on a daring plan to free themselves from the First Order
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Chapter 3: An Unlikely Rescue Kira Ren sends out a search party to capture the droid BB-8 and the traitor FN-2187
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Chapter 4: Niima Outpost Finley (Finn) and BB-8 venture to Niima Outpost in search for a way off of Jakku and find trouble instead
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Chapter 5: Trouble on the Millennium Falcon Finley and BB-8 learn the identity of their mysterious new friend, but they are not out of trouble yet…
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Chapter 6: Wrath of the Rathtars Negotions with invading space gangs go awry on the Millennium Falcon…
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Chapter 7: The Map
BB-8’s secret is revealed, and so is Ben Solo’s…
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Chapter 8: Takodana Finley and the Solo’s seek help from the ancient Maz Kanata; Ben Solo learns the true legacy of the Skywalkers…
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Chapter 9: The First Order Descends Ben Solo runs from his past as the First Order unleashes their attack on the galaxy
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Chapter 10: The Battle of Takodana Ben Solo encounters Kira Ren as the battle rages at Maz Kanata’s castle…
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Chapter 11: D'Qar The Resistance reconvenes on the planet D'Qar to retrieve the map from BB-8
Chapter 12: The Interrogation Kira Ren attempts to interrogate Ben Solo
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Chapter 13: Preparing for Battle The Resistance prepares to attack Starkiller Base as the First Order charges up their superweapon
Chapter 14: Starkiller Base The First Order searches for an escaped Ben Solo as Han, Chewie, and Finley arrive at Starkiller Base
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Chapter 15: The Battle of Starkiller Base The Resistance Squadron descends on Starkiller Base in an attempt to destroy it before the First Order fires their deadly weapon
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Chapter 16: The Duel Ben Solo and Finley face off against Kira Ren in the snowy forests of Starkiller as the Resistance Squadron continues to try and destroy the base
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Chapter 17: Celebration and Mourning The aftermath of Starkiller is explored
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Chapter 18: Evacuation The Resistance must flee D'Qar as the First Order comes for vengeance
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Chapter 19: Disappointment Finley wakes up from her injuries on the Raddus and Ben arrives on Ahch-To
Chapter 20: The Supremacy Kira Ren must answer to Supreme Leader Snoke and the Knights of Ren
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Chapter 21: Frustration Ben continues to try and convince Luke to join the fight against the First Order while Poe tries to reconnect with Finley
Chapter 22: Attack on the Raddus Poe is reprimanded by General Leia while the First Order emerges from hyperspace to attack
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Chapter 23: The Uneti Tree Ben happens upon an ancient tree on Ahch-To
Chapter 24: Stunned The Resistance deals with the aftermath of the First Order’s attack on the Raddus
Chapter 25: A New Plan Finley, Rose Tico, and Poe discuss a plan to strike back against the First Order
Chapter 26: Bonds Luke has second thoughts about Ben and the Jedi Order
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Chapter 27: Conflict Poe confronts Holdo; Finley and Rose travel to Cantonica; Ben awaits news from the Resistance
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Chapter 28: The First Lesson Luke gives Ben his first lesson on why the Jedi should be allowed to die
Chapter 29: Canto Bight Finleyand Rose arrive on Cantonica in search of the Master Codebreaker
Chapter 30: Hubris of the Jedi Luke gives Ben a history lesson on the Jedi and what happened that fateful night at the temple
Chapter 31: The Master Codebreaker?: Finley and Rose finally find the Master Codebreaker
Chapter 32: The Cave Ben Solo ventures into the Dark Side cave
Chapter 33: Fathier Chase Finley and Rose stir up trouble on Canto Bight
Chapter 34: Communion Kira Ren reveals what happened the night of the temple’s destruction
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Chapter 35: Sins of the Father Ben confronts Luke about the night of the temple disaster
Chapter 36: Don’t Join Finley and Rose are suspicious of their unlikely new companion, the grungy thief DJ; Poe tries to get through to Holdo
Chapter 37: Burn it Down Luke takes drastic measures to end the Jedi Order
Chapter 38: Boarding the Supremacy The unlikely team of Finley, Rose, BB-8, and DJ prepare to infiltrate the Supremacy; Ben offers to help Kira Ren turn to the Light, but Kira delivers a shocking revelation
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Chapter 39: Mutiny Poe stages a mutiny against Admiral Holdo while Finley, Rose, and DJ infiltrate the Supremacy
Chapter 40: The Evil of Snoke Kira Ren brings Ben Solo before Supreme Leader Snoke
Chapter 41: Betrayal The plan to shut down the Supremacy’s tracker goes awry
Chapter 42: Fulfill Your Destiny and Kill Your True Enemy! Ben Solo continues to defy Snoke, and the Supreme Leader tasks Kira Ren with finishing him off
Chapter 43: Rebellion Finley muses over what it means to be a rebel in the face of tyranny
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Chapter 44: Let the Past Die Ben and Kira face off against the Knights of Ren
Chapter 45: Nowhere to Run The First Order begins to wipe out the remaining Resistance escape transports
Chapter 46: Rebel Scum Finley faces off against Captain Phasma and Ben makes a decision about his future with Kira Ren
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Chapter 47: Aftermath Kira Ren makes a stunning grab for power and Chewbacca offers Ben advice
Chapter 48: The Siege of Crait The First Order seeks to destroy the last of the Resistance on the planet Crait
Chapter 49: Against All Odds The Resistance takes a last stand against the First Order
Chapter 50: A Renewed Hope Luke Skywalker provides hope for the Resistance in their darkest hour
Chapter 51: The Spark That Will Light the Fire Luke Skywalker confronts his dark former pupil as the Resistance seeks to escape with the help of Ben Solo
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Chapter 52: Regroup The Resistance licks their wounds after Crait
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Chapter 53: The Vision Ben experiences a strange vision as he continues his Force training after the Resistance resettles
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Chapter 54: Dark Clouds and Cleared Air Ben reveals to Leia that he is Force Bonded to Rey, who abandoned the name of Kira Ren and is now the Supreme Leader of the First Order
Chapter 55: The Eye of the Webbish Bog Rey ventures to Mustafar to find the source of her mysterious visions
Chapter 56: The Phantom Emperor Rey confronts the phantom Emperor Palpatine on Exegol
Chapter 57: Flashback: Palpatine’s Story Palpatine’s existence after the Battle of Endor is explored
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Chapter 58: Space Chase Finley, Poe, Chewie, and Rose receive more than expected on a supply run at the Sinta Glacier Colony while Ben tries to focus on meditation
Chapter 59: Connected Rey reaches out to Ben through the Force
Chapter 60: Threat of the Final Order The Resistance begins their new mission as the Millennium Falcon returns with a holodisk containing top-secret intel
Chapter 61: The Supreme Council Supreme Leader Rey confers with her generals as she begins her next step of galactic domination
Chapter 62: PasaanaTheMillennium Falcon arrives on the desert planet of Pasaana
A “Special Edition” of The Rise of Skywalker using the TROS Extended Edition Novelization by Rae Carson with some changes from Hal 9000’s TROS Ascendant movie fan-edit, lore from supplementary materials, and a few minor additions of my own to create what I hope will be the best version of TROS possible. I give credit to both creators throughout, as I DO NOT claim this as an original work but more of a “fan-edit”.
When it’s discovered that the evil Emperor Palpatine did not die at the hands of the reformed Darth Vader, the rebels must race against the clock to find out his whereabouts. Finn and Poe lead the Resistance to put a stop to the First Order’s plans to form a new Empire, while Rey anticipates her inevitable confrontation with Kylo Ren.
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When I first saw the theatrical version of The Rise of Skywalker in 2019, I was very disappointed and immediately set upon rewriting/fixing it with fanfics such as Star Wars: Rise of the Order, a role-reversal au called Star Wars: Legacy of the Force, and a WIP called Star Wars: Prophecy of the Dyad– a combo of TROS and Duel of the Fates with a happy ending.
Then I saw a fanedit of the movie called The Rise of Skywalker Ascendant. It was a tremendous improvement of the theatrical, improving pacing, trimming bad dialogue, saving the moment Chewbacca’s revealed to be alive for when Rey finds out, adding Force Ghosts at the end battle, and making the Tatooine sequence so much better, most notably adding Ben’s Force Ghost with Luke and Leia.
While I still wish Rey and Ben could have lived happily ever after, I believe my own “fanedit” of novelization with some of the changes added from TROS Ascendant and my own changes (like changing Rey’s terrible line “I will earn your brother’s lightsaber, one day.” to “I will be a Jedi, one day.”) will be the best version it could be, improving characterization, clarifying plot lines, and adding the closure of the Reylo story that the theatrical version and the original novelization never did.
AStar Wars: Duel of the Fates/The Rise of Skywalker mash-up and rewrite
As the Resistance mounts a last ditch mission to break through the transmission blockade on the First Order Capitol on Coruscant, the last Jedi Rey races towards the hidden planet of Exegol to stop the return of the Sith…
*There Shall be Two Halves of a Whole One to Embody Power and also to Crave it*
Chapter 1: Title Crawl
Chapter 2: The Hidden World of the SithSupreme Leader Kylo Ren travels to the red planet of Mustafar to find a Sith artifact belonging to his grandfather, Darth Vader…
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Chapter 3: The Orbital Ring of Kuat The Resistance attempts to sabotage the Kuat Drive Yards to undermine the First Order
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Chapter 4: Empire of the First Order The Knights of Ren visit the Kuat Drive Yards; young Dade navigates the decrepit streets of Coruscant under the First Order’s oppressive rule; Chancellor Hux and the Supreme Council meet with the Warlord Cabal
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Chapter 5: The Beacon of Hope Rey struggles with her role as the last Jedi
Entertainment Weekly got the exclusive to the first new Star Wars: The Force Awakensdeleted scene from the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens 3D Collector’s Edition which will be available November 15th.
