I really want to hide a bell inside of my plague doctor mask, so whenever I turn my head or look around people associate me with a little jingle! I just think it would be cute
On Christmas:
*bell sounds start out of nowhere*
Kids: Is.. Is that Santa!? :0
Parents: Ah no, that’s just the same plague doctor passing by
You:*literally running towards them while making the jingle jingle sound* heY GUyS yOU wAnT SuM LeeChEs!?
I legit fell off my fuckin bed laughing I’m done this is the best response
~ Sleep will not come easily. Your dreams will be of glimmering fur, of snapping jaws, of flashes of claws and teeth. You’ll know it’s time when they begin to bleed into your waking life.
~ You may notice that your shoulders or back are starting to ache frequently. Do not be alarmed. Your wings are coming in.
~ Start leaving your window unlocked. And don’t be afraid of intruders - they won’t last long if they decide to climb through your window.
~ You’re going to begin waking up coveredin grass and mud. Start getting used to it. Oh, and don’t be alarmed by the occasional drop or two of blood.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen da phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter”. U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”.
there is a god standing in the street outside xe looks at you with eyes too sharp and a mouth too quiet yet whispers all the same xe points to the forest presenting a choice the walls of the house close in follow xem you will not move from your window follow xem you know that divinity only leads to madness