#damien wayne
Happy Birthday Jay!!
Jay’s Birthday!! 8/16/19
Happy Mother’s Day
It was my birthday a few days ago!!!
Bruce Wayne the man with so many kids wants to give me the Talk???
Dick…I think we need to move again…Far far FAR away. ♀️
Honeymoon fun
So me and Dick are trying to enjoy our honeymoon. When all of a sudden Cass FaceTimes to show the arguing at the manor……
Dad:“Jason you are not going out, you are to stay here and watch Damian, and that’s final.”
Jason:“It’s bold of you to assume that I don’t have plans and even think I would babysit this fucking demon.”
Tim:“Getting drunk, ending up in some bar fight, and going to jail where we will have to bail you out in the morning isn’t what most people consider plans.”
Jason:*Dead Silent*
Dad:“It’s settled then, Don’t kill one another.”
Cass ASL
Tim:WHO BROKE THE COFFEE MACHINE!?!?!?!
Cass:I did. You kept falling asleep on patrol. It’s what you deserve.
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Dick:Why is Ash mad at me?!?!
Cass:Your an idiot, that’s why.
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Jason:What’s a 5 letter word for disappointment.
Cass:Jason.
Jason: *Shocked* Itfits.
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Damian: *Calmly*I think there’s a demon in the house.
Cass:Yeah, You.
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Ash:How do I put this nicely?
Cass:This family is a dysfunctional shit show and surprisingly we haven’t killed one another yet.
Ash: I said nicely Cass not bluntly. But you right.
Cass: I always am.
Things my family have said:
Dad to Babs, Steph, and Duke: “I know I haven’t legally adopted you BUT I’m still in charge here.”
Dami:“I’d like to report that you’re disturbing the plans for my life just by existing.”
Jason:“I have literally run out of fucks to give, I am without fucks. I am fuckless.”
Tim:“I’m not even a hot mess, I’m more like cold garbage.”
Cass:“I may be small but I will FIGHT YOU.”
Duke:“Excuse me, I have to go be Fabulous.”
Selina:“I need more wine to put up with this shit.”
Why is my family like this♀️?!?!?
Nights/Mornings in Blüdhaven and planning our wedding!!
I promise we are a loving family….when we don’t want to kill one another.
Planning for the wedding!!
The puppy love is real!!
This weeks doodles! Unsurprisingly a lot of Tim Drake.
