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Bruce: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Y/N: Well Jason and I-

Jason: *Elbows Y/N*

Y/N: -Wouldn’t know.

Dick:Gross.

*Y/N to Bruce after he saved Y/N from the Joker that was trying to hurt Bruce*

Y/N: Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove off a bridge.

Bruce: *Slightly concerned* Can I pick?

Y/N: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Jason: Ok, but in my defense, Damien bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Y/N: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Y/N: FOR 50 CENTS?!

Dick, watching the news: Two people tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.

Jason, and Y/N: *Walks in covered in ink*

Jason: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

Y/N: What’s up sluts! Guess who just broke out of prison again?

Jason:Sluts?

Dick:Prison?

Tim:Again?!

Jason: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products.

Jason: *Sprays hairspray in his mouth* Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Y/N: *Walks in the room* Jason, what are you- *Gasps* Jason no!

Jason: *Looks at Y/N with shampoo in his mouth* Wha’?