#dc incorrect quotes
Bruce: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Y/N: Well Jason and I-
Jason: *Elbows Y/N*
Y/N: -Wouldn’t know.
Dick:Gross.
*Y/N to Bruce after he saved Y/N from the Joker that was trying to hurt Bruce*
Y/N: Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove off a bridge.
Bruce: *Slightly concerned* Can I pick?
Julian: I love you
Caitlyn: what did you do
Julian: do I have to have done something to say I love you?
Caitlyn:
Julian:
Julian: fine, you’re right, I accidentally gave Barry caffeinated coffee
Clark: if I had a nickel for every time I accidentally befriended a billionaire with a literally deadly ex I’d have two nickels
Clark: which isn’t a lot, but it’s strange it happened twice
Hal: Why has Lime Green become an evil color? It seems like a disproportionate amount of villains wear it
Oliver: we’re literally both green, genius
Hal:notlimegreen!
Oliver: *deep sigh*
Superman: You may want to reconsider your dating habits, Bruce
Superman: the last person I knew who dated dangerous women ended up becoming a supervillain
Superman: You need to stop collecting kids, Bruce
Batman: In my defense at least two of them adopted themselves
Batman: and Stephenie isn’t even mine! She just acts like she is!
Constantine: Every time I’m about to do something stupid I ask myself “would Zee be mad at me for this?”
Constantine: Then I realize she’d already be mad at me for being in that situation in the first place
Chloe: the amount of times Luthors have nearly died from their own infighting is astounding
Red Hood: the first rule of Fight Club is don’t talk about Fight Club
Batman: Jason, this is a League meeting
Nightwing:we’re not going that way, I already had to text the police Commissioner to tell him we’re gonna be late!
Advice
Tim: What’s the best life advice you can give?
Dick: Be true to yourself. If you have to fake who you are to someone, they’re not worth it anyways.
Jason: Keep the people you care about close. You never know when something bad can happen.
Damian: Always make sure you are fully prepared for any situation.
Y/N: An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Tim: I just spent an hour and 15 minutes at the DMV to get my license renewed and didn’t even have the right form. I would never kill anyone but I get it.
Jason:….
y/n: [runs worriedly into the room]
y/n: what did you d O?
damian: no one died
y/n: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT??
jason: you know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere
(y/n):
(y/n): jason- those are fucking wanted posters
jason: i had nothing to do with it
jason:
jason: okay, so maybe it was my idea BUT i feel bad about it
damian: [pushes tim off of a building]
tim: [falling towards the ground]
jason, watching: who am i to play god?
y/n: what are all these dead bodies doing here?
Jason, cleaning his guns: honestly, not much
just going to.. leave this here.
tim: why are you smiling
jason: am i not aloud to smile?
dick: bruce fell over outside.
dick: fuck me if i’m wrong but-
y/n: you’re wrong
dick:i-
y/n:wROnG
y/n: treat spiders the way you want to be treated
tim: killed without hesitation.
jason: can you tuck me in?
bruce:
bruce: you handed me a shovel
jason: yeah, just spread the dirt as evenly as you can
bruce: i beg your pardon??
jason: then fucking beg
y/n: did you even sleep last night?
tim: i got a solid.. 8 minutes
y/n:
tim:well
tim: not consecutively, but i’m fine
tim: there’s only three of you right now
damian: i hate you with every inch of my body
jason:
jason: that’s not many inches
everyone else:yolo
jason todd:yolt
superman, to batman and nightwing: i love the whole “good cop / bad cop” thing you have going on
nightwing: it isn’t a thing. i’m nice and that’s his default setting
jason: [looking around at criminals] some of you may die
jason: but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make
dick: hey, remember when you didn’t try to solve all of your problems with attempted murder?
jason: stop romanticising the past.
tim, pouring monster and five hour energy into his coffee: I have no idea what i’m doing, but I do know that i’m doing it really well.
y/n: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE !!!!!!
y/n: *aggressively throwing water bottles*
tim: uh,, um-
jason: they’re aggressively caring for us.
y/n: *walking towards them* I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU !!
dick, in tears: it’s working.
