#deltarune chapter two
[ ALL ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT? ] GOD, YOU’RE PATHETIC !!!
hi unfortunately im giving in to propaganda, new sexyman just dropped
Berdly: Valentine’s Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos—
Kris: I wrote you a poem.
Berdly, already crying: You did?
Berdly: *sleeping after pulling an all-nighter the previous night*
Noelle: Wow…he actually looks really peaceful…
Susie, pulling out a Sharpie: And vulnerable.
Spamton, admiring Swatch: THEY COULD SLAP ME ACROSS THE FACE AND I’D THANK THEM [[<3333]].
Banner, hearing this for the fifth day in a row: I’d thank them too.
Noelle: What are you looking at?
Susie: *was in the middle of entering hers and Noelle’s names into an online love calculator*
Susie, panicking:SMUT—
Banner: I have the sharpest memory here——name one time I forgot something.
Spam: You left me and Display at a parking lot at 2 AM a day ago.
Banner: That was on purpose. Try again.
Jevil: WHAT IF MAYONNAISE CAME IN CANS?
Spamton: THAT WOULD SUCK SINCE YOU CAN’T MICROWAVE METAL.
Kris: Good morning to everyone except these two.
Ralsei: What are all of these frozen bodies doing here?!
Kris: Honestly, not much.
Susie: So are you two, like, dating now?
Kris & Berdly:Yes.
Susie:Why?
Berdly: Well, I happen to find Kris very appealing.
Susie: Yeah, yeah, I get that. I’m just trying to understand what’s wrong with Kris.
Noelle: Don’t break someone’s heart. They only have one of those.
Susie: Break their bones! They have 206 of those.
Kris: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Berdly: You’re a hazard to society.
Susie: And a coward. Do twenty.
Spamton: *traps a huge spider under a cup*
Jevil: *appears with two more cups and places them down*
Spamton:NO—
Jevil: *shuffles them*
Berdly: What’s up? I’m back.
Kris: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Berdly: Death is a social construct.
Spamton: OH, I THINK I CAN [[TAKE THIS SWEET DEAL]] YOU.
Swatch: In a fight, right?
Spamton:
Swatch: …In a FIGHT, right??
Jevil:BITCH.
Spamton:[[BLOCKED]].
Jevil: WAIT, NO, UNBLOCK ME. I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
Spamton:[Unblocked].
Jevil:BITCH.
look at this fucking tool
Another big shot spamton that I totally didnt draw to antagonize a specific friend with :) (coughs @lighteriumcoughs)
Post link
sometimes u just gotta huff some markers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i personally prefer that marshmallowey one, but go off Master marker connoisseur kris
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34844035/chapters/86763031
Loose Ends - Chapter 1 - Upperstories - Deltarune (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
EVENING VALUED [readers]!
So you know that feeling when you fall in love with a gremlin man who lives in a dumpster and you gotta write a reception/fix-it fic because he made you feel too many emotions? Well that’s what the past two months have been for me! Been working on this personal project and I’m glad to finally get a jump on sharing it. Updates will be sporadic and will entirely hinge on how I can function in the midst of the busy holiday season, but the outline is at least cohesive and I [almost] know what i’m doing! Hope you all enjoy!
