#drarry ship
Harry: You’re a dick, Malfoy!
Draco: Oh yeah? Well, I am what I eat!
Harry:What?
Draco:…What?
Harry:…
Harry: Wanna eat mine?
Harry: How big is your bed?
Draco: Why do you ask?
Harry: Just for research
Draco: It’s quite big
Harry: Yeah? Can I get in with you?
Draco:…
Draco: Get out
Draco: Pansy, so you know how Potter is always avoiding me?
Pansy: Because you’re in love with him, yeah
Draco: I’m not in love with—anyway, I’ve thought of a new way to get his attention
Pansy: Boy, this should be fun. What is it?
Draco: I’m going to climb on a tree!
Pansy: What? Are you crazy? Getting on a tree for him, that’s actually worse than when you folded that paper-bird and sent it to him from across the classroom. If that doesn’t say desperate I don’t know what is!
Draco: So you’re saying I shouldn’t do that?
Pansy: Oh, no, I’m just saying you’re crazy, I definitely want to see how it’s gonna go though
Draco: I’m done with the conversation now
Harry: Sit back down
Draco: I’m sat
Pansy: Why don’t you just tell Potter you like him?
Draco:
Draco: Listen, I don’t get on my knees for any guy, okay?
Pansy: What about Harry?
Draco:…
Draco: I get on my knees for one guy
Draco when Harry rejects his handshake in their First Year:
