#guys dont do that
I got an unsolicited dick pic from someone last night (not even a follower, mind you) saying he wants to “cum dumpster” me. Gross/funny/boring. Is cum dumpster a verb? Is it just equivalent to “I want to make you into a cum dumpster?”
It wasn’t even a well composed photo, although at least it wasn’t a log shot. Thing is, I might have appreciated it if I’d been asked, and without the silly cum dumpster comment.
Dudes, I’m gonna go ahead and reserve the right to take unsolicited dick pics and edit them and make fun of them from here on out.
Because no one cares about your penis. Not even you.
I don’t think I’ve mentioned this yet, but I’ve basically made Reaction Junkie the manager for my barely used okcupid account. He responds to people, trolling them when they’re awful enough. This time, he decided to offer some advice, in what I thought was a pretty gentle way. Of course, the guy did not handle that well.
In my okcupid profile picture, I’m looking totes adorbs wearing an LGBTerrific shirt with a rainbow on it and, over that, an open rainbow flannel. (Also a miniskirt and awesome teal tights and adorable chucks.) Y'all how cute I am, and who doesn’t like rainbow? Well, this guy, apparently.
I do say I’m interested in casual sex, but I also say I’m not interested in hookups or one night stands, and that I only want to have sex with/play with people who I would be friends with.
My favorite parts about this exchange are:
1.“Fucking rainbow bright”-How is that an insult?! That’s a pretty fantastic combination of words, and I may have to start going by it as a nickname. If my tumblr gets deleted, I’m totally having that as my next one. Also, he sent that message like 7 minutes later, which means he was still mad.
2.The idea that guys who want relationships apparently hate flannel and rainbows-What is that about? I could get if he was saying I wouldn’t get attention from men because I seem like a dyke (although that’s still dumb, and also, hello, not just into dudes), but what about flannel and rainbows implies I’m not relationship material? Will someone please explain!?
3.“Fucke”-This makes me think of old timey spelling, like shoppe, and that pleases me to no end. I may have to start spelling it like that.
4.The fact that he messaged me wanting to to text, and as soon as I rejected him, I’m cheap, unclean, and need to shave my face- Classic sour grapes. You don’t want me? OH FINE THEN YOU’RE UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WILL EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND I’M GOING TO GO HATE MASTURBATE TO YOUR PICTURES NOW BYE
5.The fact that he implies he’s a lousy fuck-I believe him 100%
6.The suggestion to shave my mustache-Huh? I mean, yes. I have hair on my upper lip, like how mammals do. But it’s fine and blond, like all my hair, and none of my pictures are closeups of my face or have enough resolution that you could see the hair. Someone has some weird bullshit sexism going on about hair.
There was more to this conversation. Let me know if y'all want me to post some of it.
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degrader-daddy a>replied to your photo“I’m in such a mood right now. I really feel like being petty to some…”
Lol - silly little cunt. If your mood is bag, try serving a Man. Offer the first Man you see your service: It’s what you cunts are here for. It’ll make you feel better.
Lol - silly little boy. What an idiotic (on many levels) and unhelpful thing to say. You don’t know me. Don’t call me “cunt” like you know me. We don’t interact. We have no rapport.
As for the rest of your comment, I’m not heavily in to consensual misogyny anymore. Definitely not from random tumblr doms. Particularly because that removes the first, and essential, bit of the phrase “consensual misogyny.”
Because yeah, some people have the right to say this kind of thing to me. Those people know when and where a comment like this is appropriate (Hint: Not on a personal post about how I’m feeling that day. Read the room. God.), and from them, it would be hot and get me in the right mood, which would make it believable. But you are most definitely not one of those people, and this is not the right time or place, so you just annoyed me.
Oh, and even when I was immersed in consensual misogyny, I always found capitalizing “man” an obnoxious and boner-killing thing to do.
Thanks for the stupid comment that allowed me take out some of my negative feelings on you, bro!
Hey okc people,
Refusal conversions may be a thing in survey methodology (where it’s still kinda squicky), but it’s not cool on a dating site. At. All. Your attempt to turn my “not interested” and “no” into a “yes,” just makes me so much more uninterested in you. Especially when we literally just had a conversation about no meaning no.
xoxo
“lol” is not a punctuation mark. If I say “Hello” in response to your “Hi,” responding “Sup? lol” DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.
Why are you laughing? Was my “Hello” response amusing to you? Did you really laugh out loud? Did you actually find something in my response that would ever make anyone laugh ever? No. You didn’t. So now you'e begun our exchange by lying to meeeeee. Don’t do that.
That is all.
