#hufflepuff x slytherin

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Hufflepuff me. *purrs*

Slytherin hubby. Hmmm….

Slytherinhubby. *grabs quill and parchment*

Slytherin hubby. “Do NOT use catnip as substitute to english tyme to make Pepperup Potion”.

shitslytherinssay:

Shit Slytherins Say: #132

Slytherin: “I don’t like people”

Hufflepuff: *walks by*

Slytherin: “I like one people”

hufflepuffs-say-fuck:

Slytherin: I don’t like when people touch me

Gryffindor: and what that means? ~point to hufflepuff hugging slytherin~

Slytherin: that’s different

Hufflepuff

So my Hufflepuff boyfriend was really nervous for his surgery so the night before he stressed baked dozens of cookies until he ran out of ingredients

That’s the most Hufflepuff thing ever and I almost died

slytherins-slither:

Hufflepuff: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

Slytherin: Hufflepuff, that’s physically impossible.

Hufflepuff: *cups Slytherin’s face* Are you sure?

Slytherin: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.

thekindhufflepuff:

Slytherpuff


Slytherin: *organizing Professor Snape’s potions while standing on a ladder to reach the highest cabinets and shelves*

Hufflepuff: *suddenly appears from below him* Hello!

Slytherin: *jolts in fear and tightly grips the ladder as it shakes*

Hufflepuff: Oh Merlin! I’m so sorry. *climbs onto ladder to reach him* There, there *pats his fluffy head of hair softly and climbs back down*

Slytherin: There’s no need for that..I wasn’t even that frightened. *slowly descends from the ladder too*

Hufflepuff: No, I’ll take credit, it was my fault.

Slytherin: *still significantly taller as he reaches the ground* Well.. *bends down and boops her nose with his finger* You’re still apologizing for nothing. I just didn’t expect you to be there. *walks away and out the door*

Hufflepuff: *still standing there frozen* Wait! *unfreezes and chases after him with a newly woven flower crown in her hands* I MADE YOU ANOTHER ONE!!! THAT’S WHY I CAME HERE!! *runs faster*

thekindhufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: *weaving a flower crown together in the grass at Hogwarts*

Slytherin: *leaning on a tree nearby with a book in hand*

Hufflepuff: *adds one last flower and strings a golden strand around the clumsily tied loops* Tada!

Slytherin: *peeks up from book* Oh no..

Hufflepuff: *skips over to him*

Slytherin: *looks at her with fear and adoration* Puff..

Hufflepuff: *takes crown and reaches for his head of fluffy black hair* It’s *struggles to throw it atop his head* ..for..you! *successfully tosses it onto him*

Slytherin: *glances up but doesn’t move in fear of it falling off* Uhh.. *looks back down at her*

Hufflepuff: *beaming with a smile and glittery eyes*

Slytherin: Thank you! *awkwardly pats her head*

Hufflepuff: You’re welcome! *skips away to make more*

theweasleysredhair:

• Standing up for each other no matter what
• “Mess with them, mess with me.“
• Sitting on each other’s tables in the Great Hall
• At first you received some strange looks, but now everyone is used to it
• Swapping ties sometimes to confuse people
• Hanging out in the dungeons
• Hanging out in the kitchens
• Knowing all the passwords for your common rooms
• Occasionally telling the wrong password for a joke, and watching as they get locked out of your common room
• “Need some help there?”
• SO MUCH SMIRKING
• Being the closest of friends ever
• Having people be so jealous of you both
• Being literal friend goals
• Teaching each other the fundamentals of being in your respective houses
• "You’re like a cinnamon roll, how in Merlin’s name.“
• "And you.. well you’re… I mean, you’re nice too… sometimes… when you want to be…”
• Bickering now and then
• But only because you love each other
• Missing each other so much when you’re in lessons
• Watching the clock and willing time to go faster
• "I thought I’d never see you again!“
• "You saw me like an hour ago.”
• Being like iconic duos on tv shows
• You’re so different but compliment each other so well
• Having other friends in your own houses
• But preferring each other’s company to anyone else’s
• Getting each other’s opinions before doing literally a n y t h i n g
• Just always being there for one another
• No matter what
• Through the good times and bad
• Because you’re the best of friends
• Singing dramatic duets in your common rooms, to the amusement of others
• Always laughing
• Or smiling
• Whenever one of you is feeling down, the other knows exactly how to make things better
• Whether that be a long talk, food or cuddles
• Being the most important person in each other’s lives
• Meeting at King Cross Station every year
• Sitting with each other on the Hogwarts Express, though people sometimes stare
• Teaching first years the importance of inter-house friendships
• And showing that Slytherins and Hufflepuffs can be friends
• Because despite their differences
• Ultimately they’re better together

hayleyharmony16:

Slytherin: DON’T YOU BE SORRY. YOU’RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

Hufflepuff: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing! 

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