#slytherin love
Next Gen
Graduated slytherin student: She’s on that Disclosure or whatever…
7th year slytherin: Do you mean Discord?
Left On Read
Gryffindor: I think you like to tease me~
Slytherin to a Ravenclaw: Bro I’m not even fucking responding.
Dude that’s dark
Hufflepuff: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Slytherin, quietly: hopefully in your bed…
Hufflepuff: What was that?
Slytherin: I SAID HOPEFULLY DEAD
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Slytherin: I like to do things subtly.
Ravenclaw: So you’re passive aggressive…
Slytherin: One time in 3rd year, I punched someone because they were making fun of my friend.
Ravenclaw: That’s not passive aggressive.
Hufflepuff: That’s aggressive aggressive.
In a pinch
Slytherin: Like I was saying….
Gryffindor: Enough! The time for talking is over.
Slytherin: I really don’t know if that’s ever true.
Quidditch practice
Slytherin: *whacks a practice ball agaisnt the goal post harshly*
Slytherin captain: Hey! Be careful with my balls, please.
Vibin
Slytherin: *does anything*
Ravenclaw: omg do you HAVE to be so extra?
Slytherin: bro relax I’m litterally just vibing
Bollocks
Slytherin: *throwing a coin at their friend instead of in the swear jar*
Other slytherin, laughing: look I know I’m hot but can yall stop throwing money at me?
Hex Girls
Slytherin: let’s go hex someone. *unbuttons robe to reveal a Quidditch bat*
Other slytherin: You are a delight and I would let you murder me.
Study hall
Abbey (slytherin): Bro if you want to help someone write an essay go write mine and go away.
Jo (slytherin): How about you write your own and I’ll fix it when you’re done?
Abbey: damn ok.